TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Clips From TBTL #2162: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Absorb, absorb, absorb.”

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Luke: “All license plates matter.”

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Luke: “All teams matter”

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Luke: “As a daily Forensics File power user”

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Luke: “As a daily Forensics File power user, you’re not gonna be able to get it all.”

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Luke: “Because, ”merica, fuck yeah.'”

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Luke: “Bish, please!”

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Luke: “Can you get any of your ciotkas on the line?”

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Luke: Dejected “Alright. Alright.”

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Luke: “Don’t do it.”

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Luke: “Dude.”

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Luke: “Dude. That was ballsy.”

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Luke: Fish Sandwich is a bit of a tongue twister

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Luke: “God bless America!”

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Luke: “Good job! You get to smash in the face now.”

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Luke: Guffawing

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Luke: “He’s doing it one patrami, patrami? One fish san–wich, one patrami sandwich at a time.”

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Luke: “How the flip?”

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Luke: “I am an ideas man, but most of them are bad!”

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Luke: “I rule with an iron whim.”

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Luke: “I’m sorry, this is not a time to think about carbon footprints.”

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Luke: “I’ve really set the bar low for bad jokes today, Walsh; so, don’t worry about it.”

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Luke: “Oh, Canada.”

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Luke: “Oooh, barracuda!”

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Luke: “Phase one: Absorb as much of the totality of the blood as you can.”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumpers”

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Luke: Singing “Cold in July. I will set you back, set you back.”

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Luke: “There’s some rule where, like, every… All teams matter. Every team gets to send a player, I think.”

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Luke: “Tip of the cap, brave Canadian.”

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Luke and Andrew: A Mucinex Moment

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Luke and Andrew: “Blessed are the poor, and then my dad would well, ‘Everyone’s blessed!’ Good spoof.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honky lips? What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hunky lips? Hunky lips?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mega booyahs? (Oh, God)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Relax, Poddy! So we call her, ‘Poddy Toddy with the Naughty Body’ (Mmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s Rudy having a dream, by the way. Ohhhhhhhhhh! She looks like she’s a dreamcatcher came to life. Don’t do it. I won’t.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The name of the video this person put up of them scraping their own skin? (God) Skinnamon Toast Crunch. Good Lord!”

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