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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3683

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Andrew: “At this point, can we all agree that, at this point, Elvis is dead?”

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Andrew: Chanting “Luuuuke!”

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Andrew: “Every time I heard it, I like it”

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Andrew: “I can’t wait to get a cat name Jimmy!”

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Andrew: “I do want you to know… that I have a lizard on one shoulder right now and a cockatoo on the other”

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Andrew: “I turned that soda into an ashtray… yesterday”

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Andrew: Making a spittoon ricochet sound

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Andrew: “Oh… shit!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, burn!”

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Andrew: Singing “That was an ashtray”

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Andrew: “The funny thing is, Luke, I don’t know where it came from!”

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Andrew and Luke: A clip of Luke saying “Head!” played while Andrew and Luke were talking

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Lloyd! (Mmm-hmm) Make delivery!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I meant a lot of offense to you, Luke… (Okay) Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I said, ‘Dad… this isn’t a Jimmy… This is an Alexander’ (Really!?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lizards becoming birds… and, birds becoming men (And, birds becoming men)”

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Luke: “And, one of the many things I love about you”

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Luke: “Archaeopteryx Bar Mitzvah. Show title?”

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Luke: “But, I also just wanted to, kinda, get it over with”

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Luke: “Dazzling Deuterocanonicals?”

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Luke: “I am itchin’ like a fiend!”

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Luke: Making a spitting sound and the spit hitting a spittoon

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Luke: “Why am I so broken inside, Andrew?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cause of death? Knife wounds. Cause of death? Bubbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not trying to put you on any kind of blast (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #3682

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Andrew: “Bothell!”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t know what I was doing; and, everybody else was doing it”

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Andrew: “Call the electrician… I need to fix my emoji”

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Andrew: “Everything in this house is installed wrong!”

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Andrew: “Get to poundin’!”

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Andrew: “Get yourself a hammer and a screwdriver… and get to poundin’!”

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Andrew: “Here’s my move… It’s a dangerous move, too; but, here’s my move”

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Andrew: “I brought it home this time. Especially, Luke… I don’t know why I’m going soft here; but, it… creates dynamism in the show”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m going soft here; but, it… creates dynamism in the show”

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Andrew: “I set it down on the passenger side seat… on the brown paper bag, next to its friend… the second half of the sandwich”

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Andrew: “I was kind of loud wrong about something yesterday”

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Andrew: “I’m less afraid of water than electricity”

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Andrew: “If you were to cut me open right now, like, French dip would come out of me. Like, au jus would just pour out of my veins”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t finessed, Luke; and, that’s why it sounded bad. My apologies to everybody… Not a great start; but, sadly, not my worst”

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Andrew: “Literally a major disaster”

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Andrew: “My body is a temple… A big, jiggly temple”

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Andrew: “Poke your finger in there and believe!”

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Andrew: “Poke your finger in there and believe, Thomas!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, that’s why I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “The handyman… was inside the house!”

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Andrew: “This is a dark place to take it”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew confusing Wheatus and Len

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s something about this show, Luke… There’s just something… (There’s something about the soul of an apology)”

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Luke: “But, they still all have to drive, like… the biggest muscle car of all time as their undercover car because… penises”

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Luke: “God, it must be like having a cat… that can talk”

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Luke: “I bet you that I’m just like a salt lick”

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Luke: “I think I’m a particularly fun guy to lick”

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Luke: “I tried some mousse at some point”

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Luke: “I was the one, Andrew, who really bloated that… that apology out to a… to a tight 22 minutes”

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Luke: “I’m covered in… tattoos that you can say are regrettable”

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Luke: “I’m very happy to go beta on it”

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Luke: “If you cut me open… do I not bleed… au jus?”

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Luke: Making an ambulance siren sounds

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Luke: “Penises”

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Luke: “Shy and slightly unhinged”

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Luke: “The TBTL, it makes you old”

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Luke: “We’ll talk about that as well, on the other side, here on TBTL… The other side of the break, not in Heaven”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am… pink… fleshy… (Mmm-hmm) living being”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “We’ll talk about that as well, on the other side, here on TBTL… The other side of the break, not in Heaven” and Andrew laughing

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Clips From TBTL #3681

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Andrew: “Does it portend well for the poor Tens?”

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Andrew: “Good Lord”

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Andrew: “Hey, wanna hang? I could use some pets right now”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if we’ll have to do any slabjacking here… in the… distant future”

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Andrew: “I know, Luke! I know!”

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Andrew: “I lived to be a hundred cuz I smoked 2 stogies a day”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t take the show here”

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Andrew: “It did occur to me… there may be slabjacking in my future”

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Andrew: “It was a mind… fluff for me”

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Andrew: “Shut up, old man!”

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Andrew: Singing “Bermuda. Bahamas”

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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, Bothell!”

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Andrew: “That is just astounding!”

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Andrew: “There may be slabjacking in my future”

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Andrew: “There’s no big!”

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Andrew: “What’s a computer?”

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Andrew: “What’s a computer?” #2

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Andrew: “Why did I find that assurance more insulting than not offering an assurance there”

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Andrew: “Why in the world would I feel… second fiddle to a cat?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I have FOBI: fear of being included”

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Andrew and Luke: “I apologize for my English on the show all the time; and, it’s only language I speak, for the record (Exactly)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thanks a lot, Bothell! For a day or for a lifetime! Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa… (What!?) whoa”

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Bubbles: Meow

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Bubbles: Meow #2

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Bubbles: Meow #3

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Luke: “Andrew… do you know there’s this thing called ‘real life’?”

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Luke: “Believe there’s a supercut… on Marsupial Gurgle of me trying to say, ‘Meowgli'”

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Luke: “Coo-coo-ca-choo! The T-Man coming at ya for Dr. Arakaki!”

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Luke: “I may never leave my house again”

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Luke: “I’m sorry for saying this, but… she has… beautiful poop”

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Luke: “It is a mind-fluff”

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Luke: “Now, I’m even bored of talking about this thing”

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Luke: Saying “Nyah! I’m taking this cat away” as an old timey villain

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Luke: Singing “Splish-splash, I was taking a bath… on a lonely Saturday night”

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Luke: Singing “Whoa, we’re halfway there. Whoa! That was a key change”

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Luke: “That baguettes the question, Andrew”

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Luke: “This is where the co-hosting begins”

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Luke: “What on Earth is that?”

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Luke: “Whoa! Whoa-whoa-whoa! Whoa”

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Luke: “Why don’t you jump up and down on the bed while Daddy rests his eyes?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did also have the thought, last night, Andrew, I already started feeling sad about the fact that she’s gonna die. Good Lord”

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Luke and Andrew: “I gently… pawed… the litter… to… reminder her that this is where that happens. Then, you slowly unbuckled your pants and pulled down your drawer”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was pee-peeing… and she was pee-peeing… We were pee-peeing together (Were we both pee-peeing)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m sorry for saying this, but… she has… beautiful poop… I… I’m sorry… that both of you said that”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Oh, I love a crusty bun (Love a crusty bun)”

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Clips From TBTL #3680

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Andrew: “Are you gonna Finnish that?”

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Andrew: “Ay-ay-ay ay-ay”

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Andrew: “Ay-ay-ay ay-ay-ay ay-ay-ay!”

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Andrew: “Didn’t know you liked to get slabjacked”

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Andrew: “Drip by drip by drip”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’m with the news, dude”

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Andrew: “I had no idea that’s what Linda Holmes is like… I… That’s… I’m–That’s a joke… That was not slander”

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Andrew: “I like cats and everything, and I like you okay; but…”

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Andrew: “I love our job”

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Andrew: “I mean, I guess I sort of lost the thread there, a little bit; not being as smart as your average Pitchfork listener”

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Andrew: “It wasn’t your fault! They weren’t talking to you!”

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Andrew: “It would be a different story if you weren’t doing Christian-y things”

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Andrew: “My reaction there was not judgmental, it was that my brain wandered for a second”

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Andrew: “Not being as smart as your average Pitchfork listener”

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Andrew: “Now, I say this in all seriousness… Strong Bad activate… Strong Bad activate”

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Andrew: “Oh… Burbank! Yeah!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I’m gonna tell you something here; and, I hope that it doesn’t make you feel weird or uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Screw you!”

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Andrew: “Shit seeds”

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Andrew: “So we would have to strap it in”

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Andrew: “So, I just needed to get it out”

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Andrew: “Strong Bad activate… Strong Bad activate”

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Andrew: “That’s me!”

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Andrew: “The Batsman [sic] is, for listeners who don’t know, a caped crusader who fights crime”

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Andrew: “Trigger warning, spoiler alert. I’m about to make a Linda Holmes joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “Dave… you can’t clear the cookies, Dave… (Uh-huh) You can’t clear the cache”

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Andrew and Luke: “Matt! I am so (Right) sick of people messing this (Right) up!”

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Luke: “Aw, shit”

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Luke: “Best! L”

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Luke: “Ello-ay eye-may… aim-nay is-ay Ook-lay… Urbank-bay eye-ya em-ay alcoholic-ay”

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Luke: “Eye-ay av-ay… oo-tay oh-gay… oo… oo-tay eye-may… ay-ay-ay ay-ay-ay meeting”

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Luke: “Holmes-y don’t play that?”

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Luke: “Is she gonna wanna sleep with me”

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Luke: “Now, I’m gonna be bumping Phoenix, by the way, for, like, the rest of… the… day or year”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah, I ran into that–Have you heard of that… that Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, there’s a guy on there, but he’s, like, kinda from Seattle… the Burbank guy? Oh, yeah, yeah. KUOW, right. Yeah… Oh my God, dude. I was at a bar and he came in, and it was”

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Luke: “Oo-yay eek-spay ig-pay atlin-ay?”

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Luke: “Oo-yay ood-way e-bay alking-tay about-ay”

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Luke: “There’s being famous; and, then, there’s something well south of being famous, but slightly north of anonymous”

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Luke: “You come to me… on the eve of my cat’s adoption”

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Luke: “You’re gonna be slabjacking with that baby… I’ll tell you what, all hours of the day and night”

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Luke: “Your show is pure piffle”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I’m a podcaster and I do care who knows it, Andrew (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It does not mean what you think that means (Mmm-hmm)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #3679

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Andrew: “And, the Lord sayeth, ‘You cannot enter with a bag bigger than a breadbox’!”

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Andrew: “Brrp-brrp-brrp!”

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Andrew: “Could my 45 year old calcified brain… actually learn how to do that?”

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Andrew: “Dude… I am so… goddamn old!”

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Andrew: “Hope it’s a platypus… tail”

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Andrew: “I woke up on Sunday and my brain did that thing where it just started, like, scanning for things to regret”

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Andrew: “Listen, I, I don’t give a shit what people do in the airport”

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Andrew: “No! I just hate flying”

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Andrew: “Sam! Coffee’s ready!”

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Andrew: Saying “Capitol? Capitol Hill” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “How is this possible?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Sorry, we had to eat your cereal”

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Andrew: “Summer in Seattle!”

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Andrew: “Tap-tap-tap and… click-click-click”

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Andrew: “Wake up, Andrew. Wake up! You have to get a real job now”

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Andrew: “Wandering around… eating shame dogs, in various shame corners of the shame stadium… and… I have a–You have a shameber, I have a shame stadium… I carry around a lot”

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Andrew: “Well… I don’t know if this gon… Brrp-brrp-brrp! Good, good start on a Monday”

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Andrew: “You and I are very similar in our thin skinnedness”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t like people telling me (Yeah) how things work, when I know how things work. I’ll tell you how things work!”

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Luke: “I mean, I know you don’t believe in a God, Andrew”

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Luke: “I promise you, I’m doing it more than you are”

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Luke: “I was gonna say a… a, a way of describing people playing the drums; but, then, when I said it in my head, it sounded… way dirtier than I meant it to be. So, I won’t… say, ‘pounding the skins'”

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Luke: “It is easier… for a camel… to fit through the eye of a needle… than for a person to get into… T-Mobile Field with a bag that is even vaguely opaque”

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Luke: “Pounding the skins”

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Luke: Saying “You gotta go down to the Space Noodle?” in an Australian accent

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Luke and Andrew: “Something happened on Friday… It was… had a longer tail than I expected… So, I want to talk about that when we come back here on TBTL. Hope it’s a platypus… tail”

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Clips From TBTL #3678

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Andrew: “Didn’t know you like to get wet though”

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Andrew: “Even for me… that’s too boring to get into”

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Andrew: “I forgot!”

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Andrew: “I hate… all of that that I just did to you; and, I want you to know that. And, I want you to accept my… sincere apologies”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “I noticed the billboard!”

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Andrew: “I… made a mistake or something; which, never happens”

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Andrew: “Let’s eat some mushrooms and go to the IMAX!”

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Andrew: Making staccato drum sounds

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Andrew: “Palimony does not equal… shrooms”

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Andrew: “People? People!?”

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Andrew: “Thanks for legitimizing us”

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Andrew: “Toyed around”

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Andrew: “You do strange things for love, right?”

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Andrew: “You make mistakes; but, we never start over”

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Andrew and Luke: “They’ll know! (Right) They’ll know! (Right)”

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Luke: “A slack-titted gorgon of content which is TBTL”

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Luke: “I consider this to be… my job as an uncle… to let my nieces know that the ‘Thunder from Down Under’ is a… rip-off! A real rip-off… There is zero package grabbing”

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Luke: “I didn’t know you like to get wet though”

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Luke: “I shit… you not!”

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Luke: “I’m the Gizzard King? The Wizard King? I’m a band from Australia”

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Luke: “I’ve never wanted to see a package… so much in my life!”

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Luke: “I, in fact, am the Lizard King”

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Luke: “It’s package grabbing time!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: “No-no, not today, USA Today”

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Luke: “Oh, no. No-no-no”

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Luke: “Show me the dads… and, I’ll show you the world, Andrew”

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Luke: Singing a portion of “I Started Something I Couldn’t Finish”

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Luke and Andrew: Brendan Francis Newnam is the Andrew Walsh of podcasting

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Luke and Andrew: “Coming to you… once again, from the… inner sanctum of sound… at the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat… here in Seattle, Washington; where… it’s looking kinda rainy out there… Didn’t know you like to get wet though… I forgot!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fetishizing Jeff Goldblum is not a personality (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I just raw-dogged your computer… without any consent (Well, let’s not… Let’s)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s The Hold Steady. The Holy Steady is who I was thinking of there. Craig Finn and The Hold… Luckily… Goddamn! Luckily… In 3… 2… 1… I assume they’ll be kinda like The Hold Steady, Luke”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s looking kinda rainy out there… Didn’t know you like to get wet though… I forgot!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is the Lizard King or the opposite of the Lizard King

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Luke and Andrew: “You thought I was… just… having a problem… and, which is… (Or a blessing)”

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