Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, the Ashland Aardvarks! Naw, I just made that one up. They both start with an A though.”

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Andrew: “Aww, son of a bitch!”

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Andrew: “Hey! I’m still funny, I still got it!”

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Andrew: “How much can you hear the echo on my voice; because, I’m telling you man, I am in an empty room with bare walls and wooden floors; and, I must sound like I’m talking to you from a garage somewhere.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “I felt like a thirsty man drinking water for the first time”

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Andrew: “I’ll make you laugh while Luke is doing his ha-ha jokes.”

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Andrew: “It was a flaming bag of New York Times.”

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Andrew: “It’s a question statement. It’s a, it’s a qua– It’s a quatement.”

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Andrew: “It’s one groof.”

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Andrew: “It’s too hot for my blood.”

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Andrew: “Like, I’m just gonna Alpha Cat this.”

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Andrew: “Man! I feel bad about myself.”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh God, I had a death grip on the steering wheel”

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Andrew: “Oh, getting towards livable my ass.”

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Andrew: “Oh, I miss doing this show!”

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Andrew: Stressful Groan

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Andrew: “That’s right. We have the planes!”

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Andrew: “Theo ‘Road Dog’ Murray”

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Andrew: “There is just so much that can go wrong!”

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Andrew: “They’re just, they’re just turds in the punch bowl, Luke.”

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Andrew: “To treat yo’self”

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Andrew: “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “What, what, what is, what is your point!?!? Are you saying… Do you like the movie Batman?”

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Andrew: “Who’s gonna teach the teachers? That’s what I wanna know.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, I know a guy who knows a guy, whose (Yeah) cousin’s wife, I think”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ya (Dingus) Dingus!”

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Luke: “As my mom would say, ‘Get ugly all over me.'”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Did ya guys go to any, like, fun diners, or dive bars, or even drive-ins. Did you have any Fieri sightings is what I really wanna know.”

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Luke: “Ha!”

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Luke: “I’m glad to hear that a change of, a change of states from California to Washington hasn’t done nothing to dim your sense of humor.”

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Luke: “It may be weird!”

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Luke: “It’s like God’s urinal up here. It’s beautiful.”

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Luke: “It’s not that nice!”

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Luke: “Podsplain”

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Luke: “So, it’s not a good idea for me to open this… Pandora’s Complaint.”

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Luke: “This is why we can’t have nice things; because, of Internet.”

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Luke: “Wheeeooooo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fox, Chicken and Grain. (Mmm-hmm) That sounds like a law firm.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I like that you didn’t go with the gender normative; even though, I know that these are all guys who suck. Yes, exactly! They could also be ladies who suck.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not saying you make me feel horrible about myself, you’re one of the few people who make me feel better about myself. Asshole!”

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Luke and Andrew: Jerrys, Nazis and Andrew misses doing TBTL

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing an impression of an airplane pilot speaking over a PA

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: Eye Widening Sound

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Andrew: “How dare you talk to Genevieve that way. That is rude.”

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Andrew: “How much is this chicken? How much is this chicken?”

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Andrew: “I always forget that you’re a Home-Alonian philosopher. That’s my fault.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want anything to change, ever!”

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Andrew: “I feel like history smiles on those who make that argument. I don’t want anything to change, ever!”

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Andrew: “I follow rules. I follow rules!”

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Andrew: “I really wanted to be like, ‘She’s not with me.'”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Ploop, ploop, ploop”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Teriyaki bowl!”

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Andrew: “That’s not what ‘back that up’ means, Walsh.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I know. Crazy Town.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m a chipster.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “By that, I just mean”

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Andrew and Luke: “I watched somebody lost their shit, at the, at the grocery store! So… Like, out of their butt? No, no, no, I’m sorry, not in the, not in the Burbankian way. Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “See? It’s my hot take. I think… it’s hot, it’s steaming hot…”

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Andrew and Luke: “Thanks and good luck with the show when I’m gone. Don’t make it too good! No, there’s zero danger of that.”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘It’s an illusion’ Walsh”

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Luke: “‘Cuz I listen to, like, a lot of Canadian radio now; cuz, I live up here in the Tijuana of Canada.”

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Luke: “Did anyone save room for dessert?”

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Luke: Explaining what he would like Life Lock to be

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Luke: “Garages and closets… What’s up with that?”

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Luke: “Ha-ha-hi!!!”

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Luke: “Home-Alonian”

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Luke: “I hate that person so much, because I am that person.”

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Luke: “Life Lock”

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Luke: Making a truck backing up beeping sound

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Luke: “Rip roarin’ and rootin’-tootin’ and ready to go”

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Luke: Whispering “Oh, God!”

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Luke- “You a big fine podcast host. Why you playing, Andrew?”

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Luke and Andrew: Burbank, Washington and New Burbank

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Luke and Andrew: Secondary Bain

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Luke and Andrew: “This is my happenin’ and I’m freaking out! I’ll take a pound of pimento loaf, and I don’t even like pimento loaf!”

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Luke and Andrew: “When ninja stars are outlawed, Andrew won’t have ninja stars anymore. Only, only outlawed ninjas will have stars.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You are cruisin’ for a bruisin’. You are cruising for a bruising. I’ll carry the watermelon.”

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