Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, boom!”

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Andrew: “And, never in my life have I wanted to squeeze through the Internet tubes”

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Andrew: “And, you know, let’s say Dave Chappelle brings out his good friend Luke; and, boom, suddenly like, oh my God, it’s that Luke Burbank? It’s Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Anxiety headache”

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Andrew: “Aww, that’s great!”

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Andrew: “February 29th doesn’t exist, copper! Nice try.”

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Andrew: Having an anxiety avalanche

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Andrew: “How is that legal?”

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Andrew: “I’m about to go into another one of my patented tortured analogies.”

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Andrew: “If a dude kills himself during a mid-life crisis, was it still be a mid-life crisis?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “What!?!?”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, is that Luke Burbank? It’s Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Oh, because of Ents.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah… Leap year. Hah-ha-ha-haaa.”

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Andrew: “That would be a pain in the ass”

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Andrew: “That’s a good jingle! That’s a pretty good jingle. I like it!”

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Andrew: “There’s that confidence we love!”

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Andrew: “Umm, I don’t know.”

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Andrew: “We’re both coming up with nothing, I take it?”

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Andrew: “What the shit is February named after!?!”

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Andrew: “Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Gloria Swanson! Gloria Swanson. I looked it up. Gloria Swanson, maybe? Yeah, I think you got it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m more of a calendar historian. But are you an Oscar Pistorian?”

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Luke: “Andrew!”

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Luke: “Compton. NPR. Luke. Burbank.”

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Luke: “Damn, Daniel! Back with your team! Like, you have a team of people? That sounds great.”

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Luke: Drawn out “Luke. Burbank.”

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Luke: “How’s your podcast?”

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Luke: “I actually never knew why we did this. You probably did, out there in listener land. You’re probably smarter than me, congratulations! How’s your podcast? Why am I being aggressive? I don’t know either.”

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Luke: “I live my life on God’s calendar, Andrew. I don’t get tied up in these human calendars.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Light Chuckle

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Luke: “Oh, man! As they say, no funny, no money, everybody.”

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Luke: “Really, all remodeling shows on HGTV should be called, ‘I Would Lose That Wall’.”

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Luke: Saying “I’ll put it on there!!!” a la Ja Rule

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Luke: Saying “Put it on me!!!” a la Ja Rule

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Luke: Singing “Got to do! Got to do!”

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Luke: “So, it will just be about eleven layers of just nonsense.”

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Luke: “The rules are very, very loosey-goosey as it turns out.”

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Luke: “Two Guys, A Girl, And A Pizza Whatever”

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Luke: “Uhh, homie don’t play dat, only having 29 days in my month. I’m-a get that up to 31, so it’s like July, Julius Caesar’s month.”

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Luke: “When do we get a Leap Day?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Enough about walls, enough about… Wait, no, no. We’re just getting started with walls and ceilings!”

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Andrew: “Congratulations”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Fuck!”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Uhh”

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Andrew: “I don’t know man. That sounds like a problem for somebody who likes uni-taskers.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, I just can’t delete things.”

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Andrew: “I like to live this fantasy where people are, where I’m f-fucking famous… Also, I’m sorry. I’ve been swearing a lot lately on the show.”

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Andrew: “I shit you not.”

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Andrew: “I’m a child of the 90s.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna call it, ‘The Coat Hook Paradox’.”

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Andrew: “I’m known for a lot of things, being chill isn’t one of them.”

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Andrew: “It’s a real, uh, wahoo”

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Andrew: “Language alert”

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Andrew: “Language alert: I was like, fuck!”

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Andrew: “Look it up. Look it up! It’s in the book.”

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “No, it’s not.”

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Andrew: “Sounds about responsible, yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “From Los Angeles, the Bay City, (Yeah) to the Bay City of Seattle, Washington.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What if you put some of that energy into making TBTL better? Ah, it sounds like a lot of work. Yeah no, screw it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s it been, four months now? Five, maybe? Six months… Six. Seven. Eight? Uhhhhhh, nine?”

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s, what’s bothering you? Every single thing that is called, being Luke Burbank.”

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Luke: “I don’t quite know what to do.”

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Luke: “I’m not a good putterer.”

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Luke: “It’s the stress, bro.”

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Luke: “This is as cool as I can sound.”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Trying to handle two cats with emotional problems, and get to Seattle… One cat with emotional problems, the other one’s a little sweetie, timid (Okay.) Professor. Okay.”

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Andrew: “Back again with the white Vans!”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: “Guys, I want to come back! Will you let me come back?”

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Andrew: “Hi, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna Google and talk, I’m not very good at that.”

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Andrew: “I got cock-blocked out of St. Paul.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry to everybody. Oh my God, I just gave a lot of people a heart attack.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry, Strong Bad’s going nowhere.”

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Andrew: “It’s a poultry party!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Nuh-uh!”

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Andrew: “Nuh-uh!” #2

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “The best part of waking up was fighting with your sister on the way to St. Hillary’s.”

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Andrew: “They’re the Bay Twin Cities, I believe, is what they go by; or, the Twin Bay Cities?”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!!”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!! Good job!”

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Andrew: “You know what? I came to a dad joke fight with a mom joke. That was the worst!”

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Andrew: “You wanna smoke some Gears of War, dude?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew says “Because” while Luke is laughing

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Andrew and Luke: Strong Bad e-mail intro clip is going nowhere

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Luke: Curious Sound

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Luke: “Damn, Andrew!”

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Luke: “In this modern era of Yelp! reviews and Nintendo Power Gloves”

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Luke: “Let’s take this down to the studs, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Moose knuckles”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “We super-serve the T-1s, you guys.”

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Luke: “What doodle can’t she undo… home skillet.”

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Luke: “You’re sort of like a wussy mafia.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew reacting to Luke saying “Moose Knuckles”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew sighs while Luke is talking

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Luke and Andrew: “Could we call this episode ‘Cock Blocked and Hen Pecked’? I want to, but I don’t want to.”

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Luke and Andrew: “If I could play my ding-ding-ding I would. I know… Oh, you don’t have your ding… You don’t have your dinger. Keep it clean, (just keep it movin’) keep it clean!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now stop fucking up the number. Yeah, stop that. Come on!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This show is over. Wait. The episode or the show?”

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Luke and Andrew: “When I was a kid, we could only afford SingleTree. Yeah, I know, that’s a good joke; if, we’re in 1978… before DoubleTree existed.”

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Luke: “Am I losing my mind?”

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Luke: “And so on and so forth, and Scooby Dooby Doo.”

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Luke: “Have I ever told you to ‘go fuck yourself’ because you didn’t like my proposal?”

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Luke: “I said, ‘Burbank…'”

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Luke: “I’ve done jack squat!!!”

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Luke: “It’s like get your pod-game together, numbskulls!”

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Luke: “Like, smashed up against the, you know, side of the bed.”

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Luke: “Mr. Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Phoning in our narrative arc.”

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Luke: Saying “I’m not an animal!” a la The Elephant Man

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Luke: Singing “The best part of waking up”

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Luke: Singing a jingle from a coffee advertisement

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Luke: Singing the Empire Today jingle

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Luke: Singing the first few notes of the “On The Media” theme

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Luke: “Thanks Rielle!”

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Luke: “The liberation of Rudy”

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Luke: “These ding-dang millennials”

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Luke: “We’re gonna go to purgatory; and then, from there, we’re gonna go to heaven. And then we’re gonna go to a cloud!!!”

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Luke: “Yo.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Different strokes for different podcasters. Scooby dooby doo!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s more like Round Rock, Teshes! Oh-ho, nice! Ooh, you salvaged that!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describing Rudy sticking her tongue in his mouth and where Rudy’s tongue as been

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “I know the number, and I think I just forgot it. That actually, that, that just Men in Blacked the TBTL voi… That is so much harder than just remembering the number” and Andrew’s endless laughter

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Andrew: “Aww, I’m sorry!!!”

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Andrew: “Can I say that? I can say that.”

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Andrew: “How am I gonna know if the Bone sent me?”

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Andrew: “I done got coals heaped on me!”

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Andrew: “I got no Trippi bump.”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna get all like ‘Oh my God, I’m gonna tailgate that guy’ because, like, I need to let him know that you don’t do that to the Walshter!”

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Andrew: “It’s pride fucking with me.”

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Andrew: “Linh Pham” (v.) To edit or clean up a podcast

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Andrew: “Look in the mirror, Burbank!”

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Andrew: Making a car horn honking sound

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Andrew: “Mmm-kay”

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Andrew: “My big fat Albanian face.”

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Andrew: “Nothing is hotter than a hypertext!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, this is making me uncomfortable!”

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Andrew: “Ohhhhhh. Ohhh.”

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Andrew: “Pretty good spoof!”

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Andrew: “Scooby dooby doo!”

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Andrew: Singing “Radio on”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Suddenly, I just wanna get out of the car and hug her.”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “What are you doing to the Walshter?”

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Andrew: “What do you think Pod-dog is doing right now?”

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Andrew: “Write that down, we may need a show title at some point.”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You don’t do that to the Walshter!”

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Andrew and Luke: “But then, you just backed me up with some Bible verse. (Yo.)”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you know, Senpai noticed me for a second, what the shit. I dunno. I’no. I dunno.”

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Andrew and Luke: Spoof about something that may or may not have happened on Lost

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