Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Aww, God damn it!”

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Andrew: “God damn you!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think I’ve been this excited about anything in a really long time; but, that has to do with me being dead inside.”

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Andrew: “I might have Italian food!”

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Andrew: “I wasn’t even supposed to work today.”

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Andrew: “It’s not for me.”

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Andrew: “Maybe I’ll have a Romanian dinner when I go home tonight!”

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Andrew: “Nailed it.”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! Please, no. Don’t take me into your pleasure pit.”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, I would be getting the obligation chocolate.”

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Andrew: “Or, you know what, we can commit to doing it and never do it. I mean, that happens to every show anyway.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m bad at describing things. Call me KIRO!”

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Andrew: “That is ridic!”

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Andrew: “That’s the joke.”

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Andrew: “The Stabbin’ Cabin”

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Andrew: “This is like Drunk History, only I’m not drunk and it’s Game of Thrones.”

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Andrew: “Uhh, I gotta record some Blue Apron promos!”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “Why is the show so sexy today?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hit him right upside the head with some Burbank and Walsh, what do you think of that? Burbs upside your head, I said, Burbs upside your head. Say what!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I might have Italian food! And there’s nothing (And there’s…) wrong with it! And you can spin it and twist it however you see fit.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never heard of it; but, you probably know words better than I do. Ummm, I don’t know about that.”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing and Chuckling

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Andrew and Luke: “My back hasn’t blown out in a really long time, but… Oh, good.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That is ridic! Right? Yeah!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Dude, it was in kine. Ahh, that… Dakine, man!”

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Luke: “I don’t want to enter into your, your personal Stabbin’ Cabin, Walsh.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Mo Rocca and Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!

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Luke: “This is cool, man.”

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Luke: “What ever happened to waterbeds!?!”

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Luke: “What was that recording?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The password to get into the Stabbin’ Cabin is TB… God damn you! I’m seriously gonna quit the show and go take a shower right now.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Which is ironic. Yeah, yes it is. It’s like having, it’s like having a thousand knives when all you need is a spoon. That’s right.”

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Andrew: “But my dream is. You know what my dream is? Have a desk near a window and watch people walk by.”

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Andrew: “Do I stutter!”

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Andrew: “Good Lord! Are you serious? Is that what you just did?”

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Andrew: “Holy cow!”

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Andrew: “How long has it been back there?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I know! I love it.”

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Andrew: “Like my grandfather who go [sic] to Applebee’s every Sunday and order a God damn steak, and then complain about the steak not being good; because, it’s a God damn Applebee’s steak.”

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Andrew: “LOL. Ah, LOL.”

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Andrew: “No, I’ll talk about it. I’ll talk about it!”

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Andrew: “Shannonball Johnson!!!”

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Andrew: “Well… yes and no.”

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Andrew: “When I threw that bomb, I knew I was kind of throwing a bomb.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, apologies only work when it’s not part of a pattern.”

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Andrew: “Yeah!”

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Andrew: “You know what that is? It’s WAC.”

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Andrew: “You want freedom of speech, go, go somewhere where… Go to the park, and shout at the birds!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s walkie-talkie nickname could be “Sausage Daddy” or “Rubber Ducky”

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Andrew and Luke: Giving trucker nicknames to each of the show sponsors of the day

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh-ho, certainly not because I made any plans! Okay.”

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Luke: “Design things for the Burbs, bro!”

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Luke: “Did it for the LOLs.”

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Luke: “I can already feel it in in my bones.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a throat clearing sound

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Luke and Andrew: “And the problem is that the Seattle Athletic Club, when you go into the sauna, you have to look at a lot of SAC. Which is also unpleasant. Right, right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He said, ‘Listen to the Luke, bro!’ over eleven times during his MTV Award. That’s right, that’s right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like stage left… in the lower left. Stage left. So, it’s Luke left. Yes. It’s Luke left. Andrew right. Mmm-kay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “L.O.L. LOL. Ah, LOL. Did it for the LOLs.”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a throat clearing sound and Andrew saying “Good Lord! Are you serious? Is that what you just did?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, Shannonball Johnson! Shannonball Johnson!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, wait. Free band-aids? Free, gently used band-aids? Are you kidding me? I know.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, wait ’til life beats him down. (Yeah!)”

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Andrew: “And I’m God damn obsessed with it.”

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Andrew: Doing his deep and weird voice again

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Andrew: Generation X

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Andrew: “God!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why nobody is signing up for my fashion podcast; in which, I describe average fashion designs!”

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Andrew: “I should’ve done a Burbank.”

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Andrew: “It was so cheesy!”

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Andrew: “Kardashian! Kardashian! Kardashian!”

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Andrew: “OrWaCaMa!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “There’s something going on here.”

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Andrew: “This show is bottomless.”

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Andrew: “We are the hot dog story podcast of record.”

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Andrew: “What do you think of that shit?”

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Andrew: “Who? Who-Who?”

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Andrew: “You don’t!?!?”

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Andrew: “Your producer’s head just exploded, by the way. I heard it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I never had to ask you, ‘Who let the dog out?’ You!”

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Luke: Attempting to do a David Schwimmer impression

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Luke: “I don’t even think that joke makes any sense.”

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Luke: “I’ve had it with these motherfucking vapes on this motherfucking plane.”

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Luke: “If you ever feel like you’re taking things into a non-interesting direction, you can, you can fall back on the knowledge that I will take it in an even less interesting direction. I will always make what you were talking about sound way more interesting.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, God! God have mercy”

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Luke: “Oh, God! May God have mercy on the kid who got Pro Wings and wore them to school.”

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Luke: “Polishing our own squirrel horn”

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Luke: “Professional broadcasting ladies and gentlemen at its finest.”

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Luke: Saying “Der Wienerschnitzel” in a funny German accent

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Luke: Saying “What’s… going on with this vaping thing?” a la Kai Ryssdal

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Luke: Singing “A. A-E-I-O-U, E.”

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Luke: “Wham, bam, thank you ma’am.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we… Oh, God! They don’t have a SKU? Can we turn the Tens of listeners loose on this; because, Linh Pham will have a pair at your house this afternoon. Before I even post this. I don’t know how he knows.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s Smurfing the Smurfest! (I know!) That’s Smurfing the Smurfiest, my friend.”

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Andrew: “Can I, can I have another napkin? I make a mess.”

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Andrew: “Cuz it gets my blood up, and I’m like, ‘We must win, and you must lose!'”

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Andrew: “Cuz there’ll be plenty of times you will also be down in Seattle; and, you’re not gonna have to go try to, try to do the show from some busted ass boat that you may not own anymore.”

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Andrew: “Hi, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe he’s leaving us hanging like this!”

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Andrew: “I hate your faces! I hate your faces so much!”

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Andrew: “I think the TBTL implications are just astounding… No, and that’s a pretty big word, I guess. I don’t know if I’m exaggerating.”

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Andrew: “I’m not buying your boat. Talked to Vieves about it.”

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Andrew: “Let’s just say that I do have a Christopher Walken [walk-in] closet.”

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Andrew: “Luke, do not interrupt… No.”

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Andrew: “Luke!”

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Andrew: “My heart is still in Seattle. I care about Seattle!”

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Andrew: “Oh, come the hell on, Peter!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Or, maybe Carey kills me.”

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Andrew: “Sorry, Ders! Sorry, Ders.”

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Andrew: “This isn’t food!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Liberal, soft on crime, Burbank is what I call you. (Yup!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, man! (Rudy…) I upset Rudy. I’m sorry. I was being hyperbolic, Rudes!”

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Luke: “And while we will still do the show, you know, in this remote capacity, mostly because of your farting.”

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Luke: “And, I almost cried with fucking joy.”

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Luke: “Everything’s coming up Burbank.”

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Luke: “I need to start printing up some bumper stickers that just say ‘Luke!’; cuz, I just pulled a hardcore Jeb there.”

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Luke: “Not to be a cornball”

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Luke: Singing “We’re gonna look for apartments, but until then we’ll be in this” in the manner of Macklemore’s “Thrift Shop”

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Luke: “The LA contingent can just kill Andrew’s ass.”

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Luke: “Yeah, you just do the right thing!”

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Luke: “You enjoy a good Frumpening!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing and saying “Hi, Luke!” to Luke playing the “Carl’s World” drop

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, the dog just farted. so I hope you’re happy. (Oof, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “God! I Jebbed myself hard! Oh, God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is my Frumpening, and it’s freaking me out!”

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Andrew: “Don’t you hate it when they don’t name the new Bourne movie… Bourne Again!”

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Andrew: “Yawn!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “One does not simply jump into Super Bowl conversation on a Monday. Please, please just make that as the photo!”

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Luke: “One TBTL to rule them all.”

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Luke: “You know, what happens online stays online.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought of that joke yesterday. I can’t even edit it out. I hate you so much!”

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Luke and Andrew: “One does not simply just get to the point. Yes!”

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