Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, I think you should just go bananas!”

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Andrew: “Burbank, it was amazing.”

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Andrew: “But, you know what? I make exceptions that prove rules.”

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Andrew: “Good Lord, is it Friday yet?”

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Andrew: “Heh!”

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Andrew: “I guarantee!”

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Andrew: “I used to play this, like crazy, a few years back!”

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Andrew: “It was pretty good, it was, it was a comedy ha-ha show!”

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Andrew: “Just a heads up to everybody, this may just be a curse word filled show.”

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Andrew: “Just keep doing it until she either quits or never talks to you again.”

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Andrew: “Motherfucking Chris Rock”

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Andrew: Singing “Uncle Tony’s watchin’ YouTube Russian crashes all day!”

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Andrew: “That was me, dude!”

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Andrew: “This is Amurica”

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Andrew: “We had to take the Old Man Express out of Cool Town.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And now you want to quote/unquote ‘Learn more’ and quote/unquote ‘Understand the issue better’; and, it’s just so I mean, (Yeah, heads are spinnin’!) that’s not how it works! (Yeah!) Media heads are spinnin’!”

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Andrew and Luke: Song about Uncle Tony

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Luke: “Andrew, we’re only halfway home.”

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Luke: “Forking A!”

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Luke: “I don’t know how to respond to you.”

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Luke: “I guarantee!”

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Luke: “I’m kidding.”

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Luke: “Is it Friday yet?”

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Luke: “We got a lot to talk about on this Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke “What!?!?” #2

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Luke and Andrew: “I guarantee! You’re bringing a lot of that Creole flavor to the show this morning, my friend! Yes, I know! Why is that?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay. If you hit Youthville, you’ve gone too far. If you see a baby, turn around!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who are the bag wizards…!?! (I know!)”

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Andrew: “And if this is your first time listening to the show, first of all, welcome aboard. Glad to have ya. Would love to know how you heard about the show, but we can talk about that later.”

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Andrew: “As soon as it came out of my mouth, I thought I got it wrong.”

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Andrew: “But, you’re just a phone guest today, Luke, I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Everything is fine. Everybody can calm down, including myself.”

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Andrew: “How are they not doing that, on Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!?! How is that not a thing on Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, man. There’s a… You know what, there’s somebody’s sitting on your throne today, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I have to admit something here”

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Andrew: “I love juice!”

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Andrew: “I want to do something a little bit weird.”

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Andrew: “I’m a, I’m a student of transitions, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Luke is somewhere”

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Andrew: “Right, right, right.”

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Andrew: Saying “Sky King!” in a sing-songy fashion

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Andrew: “So sorry, I’m breaking the rules again. That’s me, the bad boy of TBTL.”

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Andrew: “Too Beautiful To Perez!”

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Andrew: “Where the hell are you? What’s going on?”

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Andrew: “Where’s Luke?”

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Andrew: “Why is Andrew starting the show today? What’s going on? Is everything okay?”

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Andrew: “Wow! That’s a hell of a good… get!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Kilroy, Killjoy and Looped Killjoy

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s get down to the mystery of what I’m putting in to my body these days, Luke. (Yes!) God! If I could take back a sentence, that would be one of them.”

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Andrew and Luke: Phone Foleying Around

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Andrew and Luke: “Umm, anyway, enjoy it for me. Drink it all in, as if it were the PRPD and I’m not there, once again. You’re never gonna get there with that attitude.”

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Luke: “Boop!”

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Luke: “Damn, Andrew! You’re good at the intros!”

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Luke: “Ooooooh!”

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Luke: “That’s just a good, little, easy memory device: cashew is like old shoe.”

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Luke: “This party is gonna be off the hook!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has been Poundstoned

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Luke and Andrew: Luke suggests some updates to REMAX’s listing of the house from “The Silence of the Lambs”

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Andrew: “But as a bus rider, God damn! Is that why everybody thinks it’s okay to wear their headphones and sing out loud on the bus?”

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Andrew: “Da-Ohhhh”

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Andrew: “Do you want to hear the sound of you missing an airplane? You’re freaking me out, man!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve is a bird watcher. I will ask her if she’s seen a tufted pleather.”

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Andrew: “I should just have started the show by saying ‘Na na na na na naa!'”

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Andrew: “I’m not proud.”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “You wish!”

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Andrew: Making the sounds of pulling out napkins one by one

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Andrew: “Na na na na na naa!”

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Andrew: “No, Evan.”

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Andrew: “Oh, I have a good story about a hot… Nevermind, I’ll tell you later.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Ya picked a live version, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “So, you know what? I didn’t even need your God damn advice!”

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Andrew: “Too late to use the taco sauce?”

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Andrew: “Walshpotle”

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Andrew: “What a dick!”

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Andrew: “You don’t think so, huh? Okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let’s see, ‘Out of the Blue Tang Clan’, ‘Tufted Pleather’, uh, that’s all I wrote down. How about ‘Out of the Blue Tang Clan?’ Whoa, did your computer just reject my ideas? No, it was just me throwing out some crap on my desktop. Okay, good. Well, I’m glad we got to hear it.”

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Luke: “Dave Chappelle!?! Holy! S! How did you get access to something like that!”

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Luke: “Dude, Carey brought homes dumplings, bruh!”

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Luke: “How the fuck did I end up here?”

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Luke: “I got a real gear to grind with National Public Radio, Andrew.”

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Luke: “I VB’d ’til 6, as is my deal.”

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Luke: “I want you to know that, while I was editing that tape today, Carey texted me very sweetly and said ‘Could you turn that down or wear headphones?’ And she was in a totally different part of the house.”

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Luke: “It makes no G-D sense.”

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Luke: “It’s Whitney, bitch!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let go and let God.”

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Luke: “Mega booyas”

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Luke: Reciting from Shel Silverstein’s “The Dirtiest Man In The World”

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Luke: Saying “Killjoy! Killjoy!”

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Luke: “The rhythm is, umm, is gonna getcha; and, it’s also a dancer.”

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Luke: “Two Corinthian. Two fine Corinthian leather.”

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Luke: Whistling the Old Spice jingle

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Luke: “You can, you can, you can sense the inanity vibrating off of what she’s saying.”

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Luke and Andrew: Abe Simpson and Yelling at the Cloud

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Luke and Andrew: “Can you give me a hint? Yes, it is in the world of Minecraft. No, just joking.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Out of the Blue Tang? Da-Ohhhh. Yep. Uh-huh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Tufted pleather? Tufted pleather.”

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Luke and Andrew: What would happen if Tom Brady had a restaurant in his backyard

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Alina: “Can I hug you? That will make you feel better.”

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Andrew: Doing an impression of a Randy Newman song

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Andrew: “I gotta stop being God damn scared of life!”

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Andrew: “If everybody I know keeps listening to this show, I’m not gonna be able to talk about shit anymore; like, I don’t know what we’re gonna do. I’m gonna have to move to, like, to some place where nobody knows me or when my birthday is.”

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Andrew: “It was so much fun!”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Mmmmm! Four spices!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Everybody’s gonna know what an idiot I am!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! What have I done? What have I done?”

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Andrew: “Oh! Ohh!”

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Andrew: “Okay?”

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Andrew: “Public radio humor! I love it! Oh God damn it, I love public radio humor!”

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Andrew: Saying “Genre” in the same exaggerated manner as Alex Trebek

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Andrew: “Slightly dumber than your average bear.”

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Andrew: “There’s that charm that you love!!!”

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Andrew: “Turns out, I’ve been scared of TBTL all along!”

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Andrew: “What was I so scared of?”

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Andrew: Whispering “Follow the Dyson Swarm”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah! I’m just Googling Spanish buts… I’m-a need a second here.”

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Andrew: “You’re all losers!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s impression of a Randy Newman song is probably one of the best 15 seconds of all TBTL – 2036

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s called Systemic Racism LA. Get the name right. Institutional Racism LA.”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke was creeped out when Andrew whispered “Follow the Dyson Swarm”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, Luke. I am mortified! I am (What?!?) starting this show mortified!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What happened? Hey Luke! Hey Luke! Don’t do it! Get out of my ears! Follow the Dyson Swarm to Little Rock!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who let the dog in? Who? Carey. (Okay) Carey. Carey. Okay. Thank you.”

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Luke: “Get over it, Merv Griffin!”

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Luke: “Oh, ho-ho!”

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Luke: “Pod-dog has decided to start her own podcast, I assume, about old scrap pieces of trim… that can be chewed on in the backyard.”

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Luke: “Radio? We haven’t been on that in years!”

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Luke: Singing “That’s gonna make you feel better!”

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Luke: “So, if they have crab legs, what the fuck are you eating at Sea Galley?!?”

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Luke: “So… I won’t go there!”

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Luke: “Well, we’ve got to go to the Suck Ass Protocol. You guys all suck ass.”

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Luke: “You son of a bitch!”

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Luke and Andrew: “All I feel Andrew, is completely threatened by any ideas that are different than mine. That’s all. That’s it, though. Other than that, I’m great to work with. I liked your original 22 percent addendum to your original joke, okay? Lay off!”

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Luke and Andrew: Futurist, Currentist and Pastist

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Luke and Andrew: “I think we’re nailing it! Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Keeping Up With The Kardashevs

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Luke and Andrew: “New York City! New York City?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Obviously, your friend is not a regular listener to this show; or, she would know, that we spend a lot of time with every topic. Exactly!”

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Luke and Andrew: One of Genevieve’s favorite LA celebrity sightings was Booger

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Luke and Andrew: “Shades of Cosby! Oh, shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “There’s nothing a [sic] Alpha nerd likes more than correcting me when I’m wrong; so, let me save you that enjoyment. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What?!? Yes! It was, it was fucking nuts! (Awesome!)”

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Andrew: “I am going to Google the hell out of that!”

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Andrew: “I have a bit of a head cold, I’m fine. Nobody should feel sorry for me, it’s just a head cold. Everybody gets them.”

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Andrew: “I love that drop!”

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Andrew: “I’m doing this for TBTL, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna do, I’m gonna pull a dick move here, okay? You ready for this?”

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Andrew: “I’ve only familiarated my… I can’t say that word today. Never mind.”

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Andrew: “It’s giving me the brain cloud, a little bit.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No, no, no, no. Don’t anybody do that!”

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Andrew: Odd “No.”

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Andrew: “Oh God, that song!!! Yes.”

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Andrew: “Oh, it’s the Internet age. It’ll fix it for me.”

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Andrew: “Oh, you’re gonna love this.”

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Andrew: Reciting lyrics from Randy Newman’s “I Love LA”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, hi Frank!” a la Tommy Wiseau in The Room

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Andrew: “That delights me!”

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Andrew: “That delights me! I love that drop!”

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Andrew: “This is so far outside of my fucking comfort zone.”

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Andrew: “Why are you not playing?”

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Andrew: “You know, people are usually really into this S, and I, now I’m not swearing…”

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Luke: “But, we’ll keep it light, we’ll keep it breezy. Easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover Girl.”

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Luke: Doing a Jim Carrey impression by saying “Alrighty then!”

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Luke: Doing a Jim Carrey impression by saying “Smokin’!”

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Luke: “Easy, breezy, beautiful. Cover Girl.”

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Luke: “I love LA!!!”

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Luke: “Like, I can’t hang with that shit!”

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Luke: Singing “I’m gettin’ some New York values!” a la Billy Joel

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “Son of the Mask!”

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Luke: “This is going out to all you Seahawks fans.”

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Luke: “Today, of all days, I don’t know what I can promise.”

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Luke: “Welcome to the Tinker Town Express, there’s been a murder!”

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Luke: “Will there be some dabbing done?”

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Luke: “You get one shot to not miss your chance to blow… spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This web page is to comedy and happiness as the movie The Room is to cinema. That is… you nailed it. Congratulations, that’s exactly what it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome to the Tinker Town Express, there’s been a murder! (No.) Like, I can’t hang with that shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You like it when he sings that song. Exactly!”

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