Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: Andrew needs his Cephalexin

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Andrew: “God, I’m an idiot!”

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Andrew: “God, that’s some good Cephalexin. Mmm! That’s good.”

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Andrew: “Holy shit snacks, Luke!”

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Andrew: Luke plays the “Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world!” drop when Andrew talks about Wu-Tang

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Andrew: “No. Hell no.”

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Andrew: “Oh my Kanye!”

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Andrew: “Oh, a spider.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Son of a bitch! Son of a b-!!!”

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Andrew: “There are nine of us!”

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Andrew: “Top Round curly fries ain’t got nothing on Arby’s curly fries!”

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Andrew: Whispering “Don’t say that!”

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Andrew: “You know what? I’m gonna touch my ear, and if I see blood, I’m calling the ER.”

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Andrew and Luke: A tickle and pants rubbing Andrew the wrong or the right way

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Andrew and Luke: “Actually… yes! That’s exactly! It is bold, and it is unique, and it’s definitely ahead of the competition! Perfect. (Perfect.)”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s joke is foiled by confusing the name “Axel Foley” with “Alex Foley”

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Andrew and Luke: Arby’s, RB and Roast Beef

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Andrew and Luke: “But, I have it on good authority that they have the meats. They have the meats!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, I want to say that two is blue; but, you know, that’s because if it rhymes it chimes. Yes! I don’t know if that rhymes! Two and blue? Oh, rhymes and chimes does. I thought you said, ‘If it rhymes, it chines.'”

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Andrew and Luke: Thinning the Herd

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Andrew and Luke: “Umm, Luke, I gotta say, I’m gonna say it. I gotta say it. Something about this story stinks. Ohh, Andrew Walsh. Like Alex Foley.”

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Luke: “Bababooey!!!”

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Luke: “Fla fla flo hi!”

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Luke: “I don’t know if that rhymes!”

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Luke: “Is that the Rock Monster from The Neverending Story? These look like good hands!”

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Luke: Playing “Axel F” with his mouth trumpet

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Luke: Rudy has reached peak Pod-dog status

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Luke: “They have the meats!”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is RB6

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays “Axel F” with his mouth trumpet and Andrew saying “Axel Foley gets the true instrumentation. Axel Foley gets you doing the mouth trumpet.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mind blown? Yes! Oh, wait… Nope, nope. That’s just my ear, ear blowing out.”

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Piper: “Bababooey!”

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Piper, Luke and Andrew: “Bababooey! Fla fla flo hi! Oh my God, that’s great! Yeah, that was really good.”

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Andrew: “Aww man, there’s a boot on my couch. Oh, damn it.”

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Andrew: “Blurgh!”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “It’s also got something called a pre-chorus, which I’ve never heard of before; but, I do wonder if you can get pregnant from it.”

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Andrew: “Mmmkay, we’re gonna need a bigger basement.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Like, Jesus!”

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Andrew: “Oh, cuz I’m the man.”

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Andrew: “Oh! By the way, somebody!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Ooh, God. Cut that out!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Please, don’t spoof on me sir.”

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Andrew: Singing “Shut up and dance with me”

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Andrew: “This is awful. Should I cut this out of the podcast?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tried to avoid talking about or mentions about his inner ear problems

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Andrew and Luke: “I could have constructed that sentence better. Sure, absolutely! I didn’t want to, I’m gonna blame the inner ear thing you were talking about a second ago. (Sure)”

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Andrew and Luke: Show Title: Hoard to Taste

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Get on the magic carpet ride’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Aww, man! Really?”

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Luke: “Get that uncooked, uncut shit.”

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Luke: “I’m just suppressing the urge to say ‘Notice me Senpai’.”

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Luke: Luke’s take on how Fall Out Boy wrote “Uma Thurman”

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Luke: “My name is Otto and I love to work on Oto!”

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Luke: “No, that was not me doing my impression of Ira Glass saying ‘Previous on Serial’. That was the actual tape. I know that they are almost indistinguishable.”

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Luke: “Oh, my God in heaven.”

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Luke: Reciting lyrics to Fall Out Boy’s ‘Uma Thurman’

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Luke: “The full suburbanization of Luke Burbank has really starting to kick in.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants Andrew to let him know if he has too much earwax

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Luke and Andrew: “On that note, let’s thank our supporters of the day. Yes, on that note.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Cascadia Subduction Zone? Good joke, Walsh! I need to remember the words before I set myself up for the joke.”

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Luke and Andrew: Trying to find out what is causing Andrew’s inner ear infection

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Andrew: “And, I’m a little bit piffed. A little bit piffed. That’s a new thing.”

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Andrew: “Because, yes and! Because, yes and.”

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Andrew: “Hoisted again by our own petard.”

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Andrew: “I always have power outs.”

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Andrew: “I keep forgetting what year it is.”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. This is called pornography.”

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Andrew: Saying “Here we go again with the Andrew!” as Strong Bad

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Andrew: Saying “N-n-no thank you, Mrs. Torrance” as Tony from The Shining

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Andrew: Saying “Previously on Serial, Mrs. Torrance” as Tony from The Shining

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Andrew: “The baton of alienation”

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Andrew: “This is my happenin’ and it’s freaking me out!”

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Andrew: “This is my happenin’ and it’s freaking me out!” #2

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Andrew and Luke: “Gimme, gimme, gimme that. I (Oh, dear God) need it. I need it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I (Yes. Thank you) put you in this position and I’m sorry, but you can’t say ‘No, but’.”

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Andrew and Luke: “If at any point, did you yell ‘This is my happenin’ and it’s freaking me out!’? This is my what?!? ‘This is my happenin’ and it’s freaking me out!'”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke said something that ruined Andrew’s chance to edit something out

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Andrew and Luke: “We have almost the same exact address. Luke, I don’t want to give my address out on the air, so can you just give me four numbers? Yeah, uh, one, two, three, four. Oh, shit, that’s my real address. Can you give me four different numbers?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your voice is gonna be different then when you’re just BS-ing with your buddy dude along a phone line, from your boat. Right.”

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Luke: Doing the Strong Bad e-mail intro as Ira Glass

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Luke: “Howdy Doody”

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Luke: “I, one thing I you have to do right now, Andrew, put on some high heels like this moment, and I want you to dance the freaking Lambada.”

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Luke: “I’ll see your, I’ll see your Strong Bad impression and raise you a terrible Ira Glass impression, okay?”

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Luke: “Oh, God.”

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Luke: Operating under a battery of Damocles

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Luke: “Previously on Serial”

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Luke: “This is my what?!?”

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Luke: “This right here, my dudes and dudettes, this is the show that might be Too Beautiful To Live.”

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Luke: “Well, okay ma dudes… and, uh, dudettes. I guess? Sure, that’s how we’re gonna start today’s show, I guess.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I see your digression and raise you another digression, I guess? Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It, it takes the file with it. (Right) It, it puts the lotion in the basket, it deletes the file, it gets the hose… all in one.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Mind ya business! Right!”

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Go Browns’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh, Man of God.”

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Luke: “Apropos of not very much”

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Luke: “Aww, shit! I had a suspicion this was gonna be difficult.”

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Luke: “But, we’ve been just… Andrew, we’ve been riding on this big blue marble, as it goes around the Sun and we’re all getting older.”

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Luke: “Can you stop infecting the minds of the children of America?”

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Luke: “Fuck!”

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Luke: “God bless America”

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Luke: “Good, we got another Ludacris reference in today, early on in the show.”

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Luke: “I just say ‘Katie Nolan’ into my remote.”

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Luke: “I knew that you were gonna do that, you son of a bitch!”

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Luke: “I’m mostly laughing at that because I’m hungover.”

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Luke: “Is that a thing that people can do or not do?”

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Luke: “It’s full of friggin’ hippies!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Move! Get out the way! Get out the way!”

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Luke: “Oh God, have mercy”

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Luke: “Pretty much everything they’re doing is my jam.”

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Luke: “Sadly, that’s sort of true.”

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Luke: Spit Take

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Luke: “The co-op is Exxon pouring oil into a vat full of baby seals compared to what this organic place is all about.”

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Luke: “Umm, we’ve got Pod-dog in the background, just, kind of, supervising the whole thing.”

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Luke: “What do I look like, I work at the co-op?”

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Luke: “Who wrote that song?”

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Luke: “You can’t swing a dead cat without hitting something that is vegan.”

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Luke and Andrew: 15th month anniversary is the thumb drive anniversary

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Luke and Andrew: “I decided to pull a typical Andrew Walsh Wednesday on a Luke Burbank Thursday. You went out and got black out drunk.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m getting older, but I keep forgetting that’s happening. (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m too weak and tired to fight you right now, Walsh. It’s just some Cosmic Wheels, my friend.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke never promised Andrew a rose garden

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Luke and Andrew: “No quit in him. Donovan mode!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Too Browns To Live (Go Browns) Too Brown To Live, I like that.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, wait. Andrew. Andrew lied to me. Andrew said that…Andrew lied to me!”

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