Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “Boy, I am in a bad mood.”

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Andrew: “But, of course, I would just probably wet myself and just go run away.”

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Andrew: “Don’t like it? Get out!”

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Andrew: “Hey! Sorry.”

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Andrew: “I don’t care. I got mine.”

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Andrew: “I don’t get it. I don’t get it.”

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Andrew: “I know what words mean.”

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Andrew: “It says that he went to St. Ignatius. He went to a different St. Ignatius. He went to the St. Ignatius in Chicago, the other Ignatius. Anyway, let’s not get into that.”

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Andrew: “It was so God-damn heartbreaking.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen, I think I need to wrap this up. I’m annoying myself by trying to talk football.”

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Andrew: “No, wait.”

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Andrew: “Pardon me, Luke.”

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Andrew: Reciting a poem/chant/taunt from his St. Ignatius days

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Andrew: Short Chuckle

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: “Sounds like a loser!”

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Andrew: “The end zone is a very special place.”

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Andrew: “We’ll take it!”

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Andrew: “What did I miss?”

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Andrew: “You know what? Don’t beat up on my friend, TBTL.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t get it. I don’t get it. Don’t toy with me, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wow! Yes!”

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Luke: “Because, like, nowadays, it’s like, all they do is think, think, think. Oh shit, they’re gonna be, they’re gonna be running Google.”

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Luke: “Don’t toy with me, man.”

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Luke: “Got sass in pocket.”

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Luke: “He batted the ball into a lock box.”

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Luke: “I think it’s going to be interesting to see how this unfolds, because it is just a gusher. It’s just some Jed Clampett shit.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke doesn’t quite know how Google makes money

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Luke: “Mama didn’t raise no fool.”

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Luke: Quickly saying “Doctor Professor Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: Singing intro to “My City Was Gone” by The Pretenders

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Luke: “That ain’t Akron.”

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Luke: “This is really disappointing.”

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Luke: “This is, this is definitely not a key to the show; unless, we want this to be the last show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gotta be careful around an engorged Fangboner. Oh… God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s sort of the cucumber of acting (Yeah) in the salad bar that is your enjoyment of pop culture. Exactly. Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It would take too much explaining, which we don’t don’t do on this show. We don’t like to over-explain things. Alright. Alright…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s partial sentence about jabronis donking off money is the best sentence every spoken in the English language

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, really? (Sorry…) You know what? That’s the loser’s mentality!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Recorded, as David Lee Roth would say, in front of your naked, steaming eyeballs. Is that what he would say? That’s exactly what he would say.”

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Luke and Andrew: Steve Nelson Wargs Into Rudy

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Luke and Andrew: “That was a Matt Pinfield reference, by the way. You get one per show, Burbank.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The show is called ‘Pardon The Interruption’, not ‘Pardon The Agreement’. Right! Exac…wait. Is that? What? No, wait. Am I on PTI right now?”

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Andrew: “According to the chart I made up for salad makin'”

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Andrew: “Being like, ‘Ha-ha! I’m paying lettuce prices for chicken!'”

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Andrew: Broccoli-flavored marshmallows

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Andrew: Case of the Sposdas

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Andrew: Disgusted Sound

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Andrew: “I think I forgot that people listen to the podcast, when I was talking with you about my insecurities on Friday.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah.”

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Andrew: “Right. And that’s, yeah, because we’re not eleven anymore. We’re not going up to the salad like it’s the first and last salad bar we will ever see.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “This is gnarly.”

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Andrew: “We’ve talked about the listeners enough. Can we talk about me for a second?”

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Andrew: “Well, I mean, I think this is the Susie Burbank in you talking right now.”

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Andrew: “Well, I was just getting warmed up; but, I guess, if you just want to rush the salad conversation along… Fine.”

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Andrew: “When you paused, I almost just said, ‘Don’t. Don’t!'”

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Andrew: “Where’s my phone?”

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Andrew: “You got, wait, you got your broccoli in my marshmallow! You got your marshmallow in my broccoli!”

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Andrew and Luke: Beginning of Marshmallow Talk

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Andrew and Luke: “Nice! Yeah. That’s a, that’s a, that’s a bet that you both won and lost. Yep. Yep, yes indeedy. Yup. Yup. Yup.”

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Luke: “Am I being a fool, a damn fool?”

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Luke: “Andrew, this is one of the better ideas you’ve had in weeks.”

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Luke: “Bellingham: The Bay City of Subdued Excitement”

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Luke: “Haggen”

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Luke: “I don’t know, like, hipster-y in a normcore way.”

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Luke: “I have a new taste sensation that’s sweeping my nation.”

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Luke: “I want to say hi to this guy. He’s a Doctor Professor of Cleveland Browns football watching.”

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Luke: “It smells like I over did it.”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be all… all salad bar, all the time.”

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Luke: Talking like the Lucky Charms’s Leprechaun

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Luke: “Wham, bam, thank you announcement.”

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Luke: “Where’s your mobile, your mobile platform?”

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Luke: “Wow, you’re a, you’re a hardcore and committed, marshmallow non-catalog celebrator.”

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Luke: “Yeah.”

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Luke: “Yeah, so pitted.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is anti-chickpeas

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Luke and Andrew: Dark humor about trampling deaths at Walmart on Black Friday

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Luke and Andrew: Luke celebrates cucumber’s entire catalog

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Luke and Andrew: Luke made a solid joke involving Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet

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Luke and Andrew: Over-deprecation Town and Pulling Nose Up on Negativity Train

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Luke and Andrew: “That ‘lettuce prices for chicken’ is a strong show title. Okay, we’ll write that one down too.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Uh-huh. It’s true. Yeah, yeah. Umm…”

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Luke and Andrew: Vitamin Plum

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Luke and Andrew: “You just dropped a ‘Pa-paaah!’ (‘Pa-paaah!’)”

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Andrew: “As you know, I’m plenty verbose. I can fill that shit out.”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m kind of racist”

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Andrew: “California knows how to party.”

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Andrew: “Every Monday, I wake up and I say, ‘what the hell am I gonna put in the newsletter this week?'”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: “How do you just pick one Juggalo out of the many?”

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Andrew: “I don’t care for it”

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Andrew: “It’s copyrighted. You don’t get to sing, I get to… That’s mine!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s see your paperwork, you paying your ASCAP fees? And, they’d be like, ‘no, what’s an ass gap?’, and they would be like ‘boom!’ and the industry would sue them.”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. Maybe we shouldn’t go down this path.”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. It’s a nice slow drip of hatred.”

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Andrew: Saying/Singing “I’m up here”

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Andrew: Singing “Let’s delve into things I don’t know that much about.”

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Andrew: “That’s right. That’s right.”

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Andrew: “The Infinite Guest Podcarting Network”

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Andrew: “Way to go, Bannigan!”

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Andrew: “Yeah. It’s in, you know? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew corrects Luke on the name of Emily St. John Mandel’s book “Station 11”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew sings “Let’s delve into things I don’t know that much about” and claims copyright on it

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Andrew and Luke: “Best thing we’ve done all week. Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, I like the song, I think it’s a little on the nose. Yes.”

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Andrew and Luke: Reading a portion of listener Bob Stein’s e-mail about bagels

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Contradancing? Oy vey! For this, we put you through private school?”

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Luke: “Do not miss your chance to blow…”

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Luke: “From San Diego, California. Known as the Inland Empire.”

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Luke: “His name is Andrew ‘Hollywood Hodor Doctor Professor’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “How much of your brain space does that take up?”

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Luke: “I am seriously Jimmy Stewart-ing it so hard.”

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Luke: “I’m not saying anything at all right now. So, welcome to another edition of TBTL.”

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Luke: “It connotes”

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Luke: “It’s my birthday!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, my goodness gracious”

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Luke: “‘Or heard before’ Start the show out with a terrible impression of a Boston accent.”

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Luke: “Portland, Oregon: The Bay City”

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Luke: Recalling the Red Robin birthday song

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Luke: “Thank you”

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Luke: “The tail of this pod-dog”

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Luke: “What?!?”

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Luke: “What?!?” #2

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Luke: “Yeah, I’m on fire today.”

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Luke: “You gotta let it go, bro.”

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Luke: “You were never good at your math studies.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Burbank, B-mails. Burbank mails, that’s not, that’s not, it’s not awful. Hey!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Friday show is coming to an end when Luke and Andrew devolve into doing a series of (semi-questionable) impressions”

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Luke and Andrew: Going through the motions of preparing to sing “Happy Birthday”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s all you have to do, study it out.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Math Is Hard

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Luke and Andrew: “This one goes to eleven (Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can’t cry when you’re laughing. It turns out you can.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know who was watching: Burbank Check. That’s right. That’s right.”

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Luke: “And, I’m a, admittedly, a Goy.”

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Luke: “And, we’re not going back to religion town.”

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Luke: Awesome Laugh

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Luke: “But, I got some deets to share with you, I got a little B.G.”

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Luke: Doing an impression of Paula Poundstone

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Luke: “Excuse me Doctor Professor, I apologize. I’m having a little bit of, a little bit of frogginess in my throat.”

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Luke: “I don’t want to sound like a dweeb”

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Luke: Luke loves him some Camembert cheese

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Luke: Mere Steps Away From

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Luke: “My good friend, Doctor Professor Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “Oh good, okay, perfect, good job, Burbank.”

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Luke: Oracle of all things Wait Wait

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Luke: Saying “The More You Know” and singing its musical button

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Luke: “The Pope of TBTL came to their town”

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Luke: “Turn down for What”

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Luke: “We’ve narrowed it down to, it’s either a tuna, a tuner, or a floundah”

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Luke: “You’re brain is a… hard… candy… shell.”

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Luke and Andrew: 50,000 Watt Blow Wortch

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Luke and Andrew: Chuckling

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Luke and Andrew: Luke reciting a line from “So I Married an Axe Murderer”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke says the word “bagel” weirdly because he’s from the Pacific Northwest and Andrew makes a good spoof

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s Garrison Keillor impression sounds like Bill Clinton

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh great, now the MacDowell-heads are gonna come out (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: Talking about Luke’s pronunciation of the word “bagel”

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Luke and Andrew: TBTL is an entertainment product and a radio product

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Luke and Andrew: “Un-know… ing. Un-love… ed?”

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Luke and Andrew: Wallaby and CheesyTer

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Luke and Andrew: “Were you talking about cheddar cheese? No, no… I mean, it’s all gross.”

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