While Luke and Andrew was giving thanks to the TBTL “Patron Saint” of the day on TBTL #1854, Andrew went on his own thread and said, “I would say that the card is true”. This launched them into discussing the lyrics to the “Golden Girls” theme song, with Luke having a wee bit of fun with Andrew.
Category: Audio Clips
Clips From TBTL #1854
Andrew: “A JavaScript thing that you can run on the back-end of your Twitter, or something like that”
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Andrew: “Beard hair in the chamber”
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Andrew: “But, listen…”
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Andrew: “Especially when I’m feeling fragilé?”
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Andrew: “Goodbye Luke”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what words mean”
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Andrew: “I think I had a Belly cassingle”
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Andrew: “I’ll get legit”
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Andrew: “I’m a big Belly fan”
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Andrew: “I’m sure it doesn’t make good podcast material”
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Andrew: Looking up on YouTube to see how to tie shoes the right way
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Andrew: “Mister CBS reporter”
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Andrew: “Oh my god!”
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Andrew: “Putting on my Walsh, Walsh and Doormat hat”
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Andrew: “That should not affect, at all, the podcast”
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Andrew: “The Little Red Bandwagon podcast, the podcast about our podcast”
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Andrew: “This is some kind of ‘Sons of Harpy’ shit”
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Andrew: “This was actually going to legit piss you off”
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Andrew: “Twitter Twouble”
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Andrew: “Underneath that Commie hat, I also have a Fascinator”
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Andrew: Walsh, Walsh and Doormat medical facility and lawyering practice
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Andrew: “Why can this guy not tie his shoes?”
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Andrew: “Yeah I remember that, hell yeah!”
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Andrew: “You got me”
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Andrew and Luke: “And I can’t figure out how to get rid of them. Her!?! Her!?!?”
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Andrew and Luke: Catching Andrew’s disease
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Luke doesn’t know what “plausible deniability” means
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Luke: “Hey Fireball, how are you doing man?”
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Luke: “I don’t even know what you are talking about right now”
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Luke: “I only collected cassingles”
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Luke: “In a wet sponge of Sprite”
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Luke: “It’s Adam and Eve, not how you’ve been tying your shoe”
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Luke: “Let me ask my silent partner here”
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Luke: “Picking up what they are putting down”
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Luke said his tweets were on fire to annoy Carey
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Luke: Searching how to lace up some Vans shoes on YouTube is not a dignified thing for a 38 year old to do
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Luke snickering
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Luke: “That made my wife laugh… at least something does”
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Luke: “That sort of feels a little churchy to me”
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Luke: “Well, this is my dream come frigging true”
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Luke: “What!?!?”
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Luke: “You know, I always wear those blue Vans”
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Luke: “You’re just yelling down an empty hallway here”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew is enjoying Luke’s description of his incredible thighs a bit too much
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Luke and Andrew: “To me, this is the perfect gift and the perfect crime”
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Clips From Episode #1853
Andrew: Awesome Laugh
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Andrew: “Because he doesn’t have a poop beard”
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Andrew: Genevieve knows all about Andrew’s foibles
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Andrew: “Good story, Walsh”
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Andrew: Having trouble saying “both of those things”
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Andrew: “I grew the beard, I know what I was in for”
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Andrew: “I’ve had a permanent beard on my face for way longer than I ever thought I would”
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Andrew: “It’s a trap!”
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Andrew: “My beard is a face hider”
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Andrew: “Oh really? That sounds fun!”
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Andrew: “Oh, because of my face.”
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Andrew snorting
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Andrew: “Such a dick move”
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Andrew: “You know nothing, Luke Burbank”
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Luke: “…a gace. A gace?”
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Luke: “Andrew, I’m just in love with another. That’s why I don’t want to have coitus with you right now.”
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Luke chuckling
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Luke: “Hey buddy”
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Luke: “It’d be like a 50 year old guy with curls going ‘ooooooooooh’!”
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Luke: “Just like, ‘Woooaaah!'”
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Luke: “Keep walking, buddy”
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Luke: “Like ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ bullshit masks”
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Luke: “The ‘Man Chowder'”
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Luke: “This rig is totaled”
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Luke: “What!?!?”
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Luke: Second “What!?!?”
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Luke: “You grow the beard, you take the ride.”
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Luke and Andrew: “My beard is a face hider” could be a name of a Death Cab for Cutie song
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Clips From Episode #1852
Luke was still on his way back to Port Townsend, so Andrew took the reigns to the show and had Phyllis Fletcher on as guest co-host. The show closed out with a re-airing of show #1668.
Andrew: “Can’t help, I don’t wanna help, there’s no time to help!”
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Andrew: “I know that I’ve bored everybody”
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Andrew: “I thought that was pretty shitty”
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Andrew: “It was Saturday night, I was outside smoking my shame cigarette in my alley way”
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Andrew’s whistling noises are from his “bah-ah-dee”
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Andrew: “Why did I say that?”
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Phyllis: “And there’s a slam book”
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Phyllis: “Big mopey face time”
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Phyllis: “Eff you, man!”
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Phyllis: “I should Andrew myself and interrupt myself…”
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Phyllis: “Wah-wah”
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#HumbleBrag: My TBTL-a-Thon Sponsor Message
When Luke sent out an e-mail to the number of TBTL sponsors that donated at the top-level of the 2014 TBTL-a-thon asking what the sponsors wanted to say or have Luke (and Andrew) read on the air. Well, I couldn’t really come up with anything creative; so, I asked if Luke and Andrew could write something or even have a quick roasting of me.
The next day, as I was listening to show #1849, the sponsor message segment came up and I was thoroughly surprised that I was the first one on the list to have a sponsor message read; and, humbled by what Luke and Andrew said:
Clips From Episode #1851
Andrew: “Facebook Liberalism”
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Andrew: Fail horn and laughing
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Andrew: “Ha ha!”
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Andrew: “I felt like I was showering in the Jazz Age”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna have a lot of stories from the land of putter”
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Andrew: “No”
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Andrew: “No no, I’m actually the Treasury of Rap”
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Andrew: “No, just send me just whatever!”
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Andrew: “So, you having some Pacquiao regret?”
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Andrew: “Sure, I’ll brace myself”
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Andrew: “TBTL is in good hands”
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Andrew: “That I’m a, ginormous fat man and for some reason, I’m umm… whatever.”
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Andrew: “Which really just adds to the Hodor-ness of my being”
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Andrew: “You submitted it and the computer just shuddered.”
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Andrew: “You’re making me feel claustrophobic just thinking about it”
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Luke: “An ‘S’ show to the power of an ‘S’ show”
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Luke: “Do you want to explain what the plan is here, hombre?”
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Luke: “I could’ve thought of a lot of different ways to use that money, bub.”
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Luke: “I’m oldening it up like a mug in this mug.”
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Luke: “Is that a flute?”
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Luke: “Milk, milk, lemonade.”
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Luke: “Old man yells at modern music”
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Luke: “Sure.”
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Luke: “The road to senility passes right through this edition of TBTL.”
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Luke: “The whole thing is just going to be a regular ‘S’ show.”
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Luke: “When men tend to (really) obsess over women’s rumpuses.”
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Luke: “Woah, this town was not ready for this jelly.”
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Luke: “Your, sort of, regular level shit-show.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew made a mess in a corner
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Luke and Andrew: Making sounds with their “bah-ah-dee”
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Ya dummies!” and laughing simultaneously
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