Category: Audio Clips

A significant portion of TBTL #3571 comes from episode #318 of After These Messages.

 

Andrew: “Are you gonna ding me, or are you gonna… X me?”

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Andrew: “But, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “Get a fluffy finger”

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Andrew: “Hello, Lukles”

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Andrew: “I may have a new love, Genevieve. A new commercial… love”

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Andrew: “Those damn nerds… going to their comi-cons and drinking Diet Coke”

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Andrew: “Utica!?”

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Andrew: “What were the commercials I was just so ga-ga over a few weeks ago?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I look at it kind of like… the Israeli-Palestinian crisis (Uh-huh)”

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Genevieve Haas: “Before the era of zero… happened”

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Genevieve Haas: “I understand how memes work”

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Genevieve Haas: “Maybe this is gonna be incredibly obvious to everyone but me; because, I don’t live in the modern world”

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Genevieve Haas: “Oh, it slaps!”

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Genevieve Haas: “You look young for… however old you are”

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Luke: “Ah, busted!!”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yes?”

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Luke: “Get a French tickler”

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Luke: “Get a feather!”

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Luke: “Hey, thank you for having me. I am… as excited as… I could possibly be”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna brag, but I actually do know… a lot about the Navy… Because, I served… Ah, busted!! I’m Super Bowl champion Rob Gronkowski”

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Luke: “I have a tight 12 minutes on Gaza”

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Luke: “I would… kill both of you for that sandwich… No offense. And, I love you both. But, I would… murder people for that sandwich. It looks so good”

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Luke: “It’s my crayon and I want it now!”

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Luke: “It’s my money and I want it now!”

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Luke: “Okay. I, I like eggs”

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Luke: Singing “A Quibi for your quibble. Let’s call it a deal”

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Luke: “They were fun. They were, they were loose. They were sexy”

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Luke: “Upstate New York!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s my money and I want it now! (And, I want it now!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, my monocle fell into my Manhattan. Exactly”

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Luke, Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Thank you, Jonathan. Thank you… Genevieve, are not gonna thank Jonathan? Oh, thank you, Jonathan… Wow… That was awkward. That was awkward. Wow. Sorry… Sorry, Jonathan”

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Andrew: “Chewbacca, I am your father”

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Andrew: “F you, dude!”

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Andrew: “God, I’m so tired! I’m so sorry. Don’t know why my brain is so not working”

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Andrew: Growling

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Andrew: “Hey, Chewbacca. What’s a Gorgle?”

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Andrew: “I don’t know why I’m belaboring this shit”

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Andrew: “I keep track of these things… That’s why I, that’s why my future is secure at APM”

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Andrew: “I said that as a joke”

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Andrew: “I’m agreeing that you used to be likable”

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Andrew: “I’m not glad I said ‘at the end of the day’… I don’t like that. I don’t like that cliché… Just… word garbage there”

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Andrew: “My brain is mush”

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Andrew: Saying “What other weird voice?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That’s G.722!!”

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Andrew: “These sirens that you’re hearing… are coming from your podcart”

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Andrew: “This shit is complicated and nuanced”

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Andrew: Whispering “My brain is dead”

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Andrew: “Yes, the famous TERF. No”

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Andrew and Luke: “Generally speaking, once the exams begin, (Yes) maybe shut up about the small talk”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for posting the clip of Andrew Instant Gobbling Luke on to Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke. Yeah, right? Welcome to the studio”

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Luke: “A Shiers in the hand is worth two Burbs in the bush… Easily!”

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Luke: “And, you don’t believe in a God”

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Luke: “Does it smell like Updike in here?”

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Luke: “Don’t do the broken voice… You were only s’pposed to blow the bloody doors off!!”

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Luke: Getting asked whether or not John Irving was a surprise guest on Live Wire Radio or not

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Luke: Growling like Chewbacca

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Luke: “I just don’t personally have… the ‘fuck you’… gene”

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Luke: “I… have a take on the story that I feel like will be interesting; but, also, will probably put me on the wrong side of history”

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Luke: “If you’re on this call… you work for a former APM property called ‘TBTL'”

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Luke: “Instant Gobble’s gonna getcha?”

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Luke: “John Irving in da house”

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Luke: “Meta alert! Meta alert!”

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Luke: “Oh, I’m such a Capricorn!”

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Luke: Saying “And, he was yelling the whole time!” with a broken voice

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Luke: Saying “Give her the old Owen Meany!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh, I could do that” as Linda Belcher

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Luke: “That’s definitely organ, obvs… Drum, drum, drum… Strum, strum, strum. Thank you, baby”

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Luke: “There’s so many babies being born”

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Luke: “Things are gonna get weird… Things are gonna get tired”

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Luke: “Will you quit naming trees?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Again, I’ll not D… (Mmm-hmm) that A… I’ll not disclose that agreement… that I signed… Why do you always make it dirty!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can I take it to a more… esoteric place? Yes, I can, Andrew (Uh-huh)”

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Luke and Andrew: Reacting to the clip of Andrew Instant Gobbling Luke on #1734

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Luke and Andrew: Reacting to the clip of Andrew Instant Gobbling Luke on #1734 #2

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Luke and Andrew: “You had an ‘s’ on there. It’s not, it’s like the Nordstrom of firing. (Right, right, right) There’s no ‘s'”

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Luke and Andrew: “You throw a dart at any baby… and, they will beg you… to stop. That’s what I’ve learned”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re allowed to D the A… (I’m just) of how, of what you did? (Oh, God!)”

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Andrew: “A bowl of, of human milk”

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Andrew: “A disparate thing to conflate”

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Andrew: “And, I say that as somebody who’s a… proud parallel parker”

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Andrew: “And, that’s like a pretty disparate thing to conflate”

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Andrew: “Are you interested in starting a coffee shop with me called, ‘Cuckold’s Coffee and Creamery’? Is that a yes?”

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Andrew: “But, I will try, for once in my G-D life, to keep my powder dry”

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Andrew: “Cuckold’s Coffee and Creamery”

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Andrew: “Friday, Monday… Thursday… No-no! Friday, Monday… Saturday, Sunday, Thursday, Wednesday”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what it is”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the sentences that are coming out of my mouth; so, I’m gonna change the subject”

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Andrew: “My brother-in-law from another mother-in-law”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, the watch, see?” as Rocky the Gangster

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Andrew: “Suck it, Mars!”

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Andrew: “What was I thinking?”

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Andrew: “You are my number one source of information about conservative coffee shop chains”

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Luke: “Cuckold’s… Crying and Creaming? What? Excuse me?”

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Luke: “I feel like my phone gets herpes every time I go on The Daily Mail’s… website”

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Luke: “Let’s LAXit outta here”

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Luke: “The Bay City”

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Luke: “The Bench”

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Luke: “The Boise-ites”

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Luke: “The Brooklynites… The Brooklynites”

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Luke: “The weirdness was just coming from me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luckily, the bathroom has room for that. There’s actually a fetal-position crying (That’s right) area… designated for that”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about… the people who think Starbucks isn’t liberal enough… (Right) and… needs… more cucking?”

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