Category: Audio Clips

Andrew: “And, also, I love it!”

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Andrew: Andrew misfired the wrong donor music twice

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Andrew: “Do it, you weirdos”

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Andrew: “GameStop: The game stops here”

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Andrew: “God knows what was about to fall out of my mouth, as I try to do some… spoof on the Flavor Saver”

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Andrew: “Hygge!!”

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Andrew: “I love this!”

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Andrew: “I love you so much!”

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Andrew: “I wanna… make this nice conversation about baseball memories weird”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry… I had to let the cat out of the room”

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Andrew: “Man shall not lay down with beard”

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Andrew: “Oh! Side whiskers”

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Andrew and Luke: Crembucks, Blursbucks or Cremcoin

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Luke: “Beep-beep, ribby-ribby”

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Luke: “Dag’s… beefy boy?”

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Luke: Growling like Chewbacca

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Luke: Growling like Chewbacca #2

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Luke: “I feel this podcast–Coffee! You never open your mouth until you know the shot! Hygge! (Hygge)”

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Luke: “I said, east meet west… we’ll build the Golden bridge… Hygge!”

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Luke: “I’m like a… I’m like an LA 3, but a TBTL 10”

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Luke: “My brain is… small and these ideas… are big”

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Luke: “Now, I’m gonna just go into, like, my own analogy; which, is a terrible idea”

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Luke: “Trading cards are… are hot, baby!”

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Luke: “Well, anyway. Those were the Blursdays and I’ve peed my pants”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we say nuts? I can”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m shorting GameStop; but, I’m longing GameStart. Yes”

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Andrew: “And, we got the beep-beep, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I gotta be me! Gotta be raw!”

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Andrew: “Gotta figure out how to get Genevieve out of the house today… Ironically, she’s out of the house right now”

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Andrew: “I am an actor, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I beeped it; and, then, I try to beep it”

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Andrew: “I, also, just need to be a big boy about it”

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Andrew: “I’d like to think that they are still sober and still virgins”

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Andrew: “I’m awkward all the time!”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. I had a bananas time trying to get a coffee this morning!”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: “There’s the passion. What happened to that Andrew?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’d like to think that they are still sober and still virgins… And, we ended it… like we started it… awkwardly”

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Luke: “Can I pay you… Tuesday for a hamburger today?”

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Luke: “Hey, you!”

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Luke: “I was chuffed!”

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Luke: “Please… J-Dawg was my father… Call me ‘J-Dawg Junior'”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, yeah… your cousin Kell, she’s a real good lawyer… Oh, yeah. Youz going down to shore?” in a Yinzer accent

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Luke: Saying “Zagat’s” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Sometimes God sends you the amount of guacamole you need, not the amount of guacamole you think you want”

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Luke: “The future is now!”

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Luke: “What do I do?”

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Luke: “You don’t think the Illuminati are involved in this shit!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Things get a bit gross when Luke said the next TBTL-a-Thon thing would be finger-related

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Andrew: “But, if I were the Devil… and you died and went to Hell, Luke, and I was in charge… my… I would punish you by making you… eat… just never-ending barbecue ribs inside of a porta potty”

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Andrew: “Damn… Fauci broke my finger”

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Andrew: “How do you say goodbye to a Splooch?”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna live forever”

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Andrew: “I know people”

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Andrew: “I love people watching”

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Andrew: “I’m talking slowly cuz I feel like I should not say this”

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Andrew: “If I were the Devil; which… I would like to state… very clearly… for everyone, including Dani in New Hampshire, I am not… the Devil”

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Andrew: “It’s Twomey Tuesdays here on TBTL!”

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Andrew: “It’s ironic that you played or… Nope-nope-nope! It’s apt… that you played that bit of tape; because, that was… me talking about things I’d seen on the Slack channel a couple of mornings ago”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, yes!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! Oops!”

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Andrew: “Shoot. I’m so sorry… Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Somebody blew the bloody doors off!”

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Andrew: “The rules, basically, are parallel to the waking world”

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Andrew: “There’s a moment where we’re gonna have to, probably, say goodbye to either Splooch or the Blue Angels”

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Andrew: “There’s a story that I can’t tell you; so, I’ll bring it up anyway”

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Andrew: “We’re really doing this now”

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Andrew: “Well, that’s kind of a sticky wicket when you deal with weirdos like me”

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Andrew: Wheezing

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Luke: “420, dude”

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Luke: “Bladder busters at… C.I. Shenanigans!”

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Luke: “Come back with my show!”

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Luke: “Coming up… on a Twomey!”

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Luke: “I… very nearly peed my pants about 4 times yesterday”

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Luke: “Like, I think I’ve just gone fully… feral at this point”

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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the platinum business”

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Luke: “Randy!! No!”

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Luke: Saying “Something is arriving… Something is arriving” as Borat

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Luke: “What is it with me and… urine!?”

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Luke: “What is it with me and… urine… on the show!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I absolutely, 100%… did not… stick to my plan… (Yeah) of just being happy with… how my life was”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’ve moved on from that. I’m all about peeing my pants and not cat-rolling you, Andrew. Okay. Cool”

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Andrew: “And, you don’t believe in a God, Luke… You don’t believe in a God”

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Andrew: “Geez. Why? Why? Why? Why would I even… begin to say this?”

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Andrew: “I’m in this hazy state; but, I still think I’m Mr. Radio Hero, right?”

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Andrew: “I’m somebody who likes to… snort nostalgia”

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Andrew: “No offense… to Mama Burbank”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. There’s something going on at the station”

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Andrew: “Surprise! You’re gonna deal with this now”

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Andrew: “Too Walshy To Live”

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Andrew: “What is the backstory on this one?”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned re: Andrew’s remembering of the Clippy moment on Wait Wait

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m somebody who likes to… snort nostalgia… like… (Hmm) nobody’s business”

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Luke: “My pee is very… very clear”

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Luke: Saying “I’m lifting it right now with my left arm; and, it’s so heavy!” while straining to lift up a heavy water bottle

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Luke: “Squid hole 1 and squid hole 2”

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Luke: “Wow. That’s why I’m peeing so much”

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Luke: “You don’t buy the water, you only rent it, man”

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Luke: “You take a little Andrew, you take a little Luke, you mix it all together. And, what you do got? The Facts of Life… The Facts of Life!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t talk about my mom’s body. You brought it up!”

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Andrew: “Anish Kapoor!?”

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Andrew: “I’m seeing some bad news, some medium news, and some… fun… news”

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Andrew: “Like, I’ve just been… gorging on it”

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Andrew: “My apologies for the grumble”

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Andrew: Singing the tune to Eminem’s “My Name Is”

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Andrew: “We gave the listeners a taste of the… of the long shows last week, Luke”

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Andrew: “Well, I… what I think is, I owe you an apology”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke got super excited when Andrew said Anish Kapoor’s name

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s he teaching now? Wow! Probably something from the fucking Daily!”

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Luke: “A loaf of bread… a container of milk, and a stick of butter… A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter”

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Luke: “Hey, Roman. You know what? My bank account is 99% invisible. Could we work on that?”

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Luke: “I bought every lotto ticket and I didn’t win somehow”

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Luke: “I can remember, literally, picturing Indiana Jones in my head when I heard… ‘erotic adventure'”

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Luke: “I don’t wanna… take it to a… weirder place than it’s already been”

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Luke: “Pro bonehead?”

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Luke: Saying “I’d like to give a… a special, congratulatory shout-out to my folks… Susan and Dan” with a lisp

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Luke: Saying “You might be… a 4 year old” as Jeff Foxworthy

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Luke: Singing “He’s wearing tonight pants… a finger splint”

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Luke: “Spongebob popsicles and… erotic adventures are very different things”

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Luke: “We’ve been described as, ‘Not disliked’!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a TBTL home… In this house, we believe Blursdays are for Blursday”

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Andrew: “¡Luko de Burbo!”

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Andrew: “¿Burbo de Luko?”

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Andrew: “All of our listeners are jerks!”

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Andrew: “Every time I see a curb… I get this bad, tingly feeling in my stomach”

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Andrew: “I didn’t even realize this was you! I’m such an idiot! This is your sister Hannah”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna give away the farm here”

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Andrew: “I get so much shit wrong!”

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Andrew: “I mean, I’m filing lawsuits all over the place”

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Andrew: “I’m just so paranoid about nose blindness”

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Andrew: “I’m right about this!”

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Andrew: “I’m swinging and missing all over the place today”

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Andrew: “Looking at this thing… upsets me”

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Andrew: “Ooh! I don’t know who that is”

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Andrew: “Power snout!”

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Andrew: “The… power of God compels you”

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Andrew: “They’re all lovely people… mostly”

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Andrew: “Too buff to live, man”

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Andrew and Luke: “10 days to my birthday to Luko (Mmm-hmm) de Mayo”

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Luke: “And, then, a couple of other areas that I’ll leave to the listener’s imaginations. Actually, don’t imagine that! Get your minds out of the gutter!”

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Luke: “COVID… it is Hell… Everyone… go get your shot… No more virus… Byeee!”

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Luke: “Down a step and then in… And, then, down a step and then in”

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Luke: “I’m just a catty little bitch who lives for the drama, Andrew”

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Luke: “Luko de Cinco”

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Luke: “Molest my earholes”

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Luke: “Oh, how the blurs has turned”

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Luke: “Thirst much… Burbs?”

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Luke: “Whatever. Burbo de Mayo”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, then, when he had a child at 17, I remember think… I’m such an idiot!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How the (Hmm) blurs has turned (Indeed)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Love Truck! Baby, Love Truck! Hop in! Have some love! We’re driving in the Love Truck!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Would you consider unblocking him for his Blursday? Naw, hell, no, man! You’re blocked, my bud!”

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