Andrew: “But, if I were the Devil… and you died and went to Hell, Luke, and I was in charge… my… I would punish you by making you… eat… just never-ending barbecue ribs inside of a porta potty”
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Andrew: “Damn… Fauci broke my finger”
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Andrew: “How do you say goodbye to a Splooch?”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna live forever”
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Andrew: “I know people”
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Andrew: “I love people watching”
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Andrew: “I’m talking slowly cuz I feel like I should not say this”
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Andrew: “If I were the Devil; which… I would like to state… very clearly… for everyone, including Dani in New Hampshire, I am not… the Devil”
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Andrew: “It’s Twomey Tuesdays here on TBTL!”
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Andrew: “It’s ironic that you played or… Nope-nope-nope! It’s apt… that you played that bit of tape; because, that was… me talking about things I’d seen on the Slack channel a couple of mornings ago”
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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God, yes!”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit! Oops!”
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Andrew: “Shoot. I’m so sorry… Oh my God”
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Andrew: “Somebody blew the bloody doors off!”
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Andrew: “The rules, basically, are parallel to the waking world”
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Andrew: “There’s a moment where we’re gonna have to, probably, say goodbye to either Splooch or the Blue Angels”
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Andrew: “There’s a story that I can’t tell you; so, I’ll bring it up anyway”
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Andrew: “We’re really doing this now”
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Andrew: “Well, that’s kind of a sticky wicket when you deal with weirdos like me”
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Andrew: Wheezing
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Luke: “420, dude”
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Luke: “Bladder busters at… C.I. Shenanigans!”
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Luke: “Come back with my show!”
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Luke: “Coming up… on a Twomey!”
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Luke: “I… very nearly peed my pants about 4 times yesterday”
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Luke: “Like, I think I’ve just gone fully… feral at this point”
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Luke: “Now, you have a friend in the platinum business”
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Luke: “Randy!! No!”
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Luke: Saying “Something is arriving… Something is arriving” as Borat
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Luke: “What is it with me and… urine!?”
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Luke: “What is it with me and… urine… on the show!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I absolutely, 100%… did not… stick to my plan… (Yeah) of just being happy with… how my life was”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’ve moved on from that. I’m all about peeing my pants and not cat-rolling you, Andrew. Okay. Cool”
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