Clips From TBTL #1935

With Andrew making his trek to Ohio, Luke brought Jesse Case of the Jesse vs Cancer podcast to be a guest on the show.

Jesse Case: And kind of danger makes people horny

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Jesse Case: “I want it to be legitimate. I don’t want any pity hand jobs, I don’t want any pity laughter.”

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Jesse Case: Philosophically, everything about cancer is fucking awesome

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Jesse Case: “Pity laughter scares the show out of me”

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Jesse Case and Luke: Pro-tip about bringing lube to a prostate exam

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Jesse Case and Luke: “What they do, the way they get rid of colon tumors is they actually tie a string around it and the other end to a door knob. And then… Just like how my granddad used to pull my mom’s teeth out when they were loose.”

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Luke: “And his name is… I have it right here, wait for it… don’t go anywhere. His name is…”

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Luke: “And then she writes, ‘Soli Deo Gloria’, which, I think, means ‘I still love the show, even though a lot of what you say is offensive to me’… in Latin.”

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Luke: “Andrew is out today and tomorrow. He is traveling to the Walsh ancestral estate in the Frisbee belt of Cleveland, Ohio.”

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Luke: “Gassing up in Bismarck, North Dakota, a surprising hip town filled with surprisingly attractive people. No offense to Bismarck, I just didn’t know going in that you were going to have such attractive men and women working at your local Starbucks.”

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Luke: “I wish I could have told my, my pores on my face during high school to relax about the small amount of bacteria that’s building up in my sebum glands. I mean, that was, pretty much ruled my life, my terrible skin.”

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Luke: Luke describes using egg whites as a home remedy for curing bad acne

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