Clips From TBTL #1980

Andrew: “And the potted plants were on the floor! And then, I cleaned them up.”

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Andrew: “Everything I say is wrong.”

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Andrew: “God dang it.”

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Andrew: “I guess, I dunno. I dunno how things work. I actually don’t even know where babies come from.”

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Andrew: “I quit.”

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Andrew: “I take that back, that’s not interesting.”

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Andrew: “I wince internally and then I think about it when I get home later, and I scream into my pillow.”

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Andrew: “I’m fetal position until the day I die.”

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Andrew: “Is there a way I can do this podcast without opening my mouth?”

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Andrew: “It’s not inside my head, it’s outside my head. It’s all over my, it’s all over the Internet!”

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Andrew: “Just hand over fist, I’m just eating hot dogs like crazy, shoving ’em in my face.”

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Andrew: Laugh Hiccup

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Andrew: “Let’s put the piss, fart and sucks on the shelf for now.”

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Andrew: “My blowing wind story was on fleeks.”

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a hot dog story”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho! I forgot about that song. Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! There’s something dangerous going on outside those doors.”

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Andrew: “Really?!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Is so random” in a Valley Girl accent

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Andrew: Saying “Yes.” in a Valley Girl accent

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Andrew: “This is a powerful mofo.”

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Andrew: “Umm!”

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Andrew: “Yay! This is a desert plant and now it belongs in the desert!”

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Andrew: “You know, if every time God closes a door and opens a window, he’s probably taking a poo.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, God bless them because…for the grace of God. I’m just going to keep saying God. (Mmm-hmm.)”

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Luke: “And, do not ever try to cut in on my amazing intros to the show.”

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Luke: “Damn, that’s a pressure ass honkey.”

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Luke: “Do not, whatever you do, do not praise the machine.”

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Luke: “Hate? That’s a pretty grodie word!”

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Luke: “Hold on a second”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Luke does not remember what’s happened on this program. It’s a recurring segment, it happens all day, every day on this show.”

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Luke: “No-no-no.”

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Luke: “Ohhh!”

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Luke: “Okay, hold on a second. Hold on a second.”

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Luke: Reciting words from “Hi-Tops”

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Luke: “The default setting for Southern California is just, 85.”

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Luke: “The whole town is a-buzz!”

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Luke: “They lose their S”

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Luke and Andrew: “Entomology is the study of breakfast pastry (Oh, right) made by Entenmann’s.”

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Luke and Andrew: God love them, God bless, God speed and God dang it

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Luke and Andrew: “Hand over fist. Hand over fist.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t pay attention to Andrew saying that he wasn’t taking notes

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thought his trip had four legs, even though it was only three

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a sec. You moved a plant from Washington state to Los Angeles? Well, no. Officially, no. Of course not, Luke, that would be illegal.”

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