Clips From TBTL #2043: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And my name? My name is Luke Burbank, I’m your host.”

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Luke: “Andrew Walshes are popping up all over the place.”

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Luke: Cackling

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Luke: “Can we please get our Kristens, Kirstens and Kirsties on the same G-D page.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Conspiracy theory!”

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Luke: “Dude, can you DM me. It’s not about anything weird, just us having some sex.”

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Luke: “Hello, I’m Doctor Nowarian [sic]

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Luke: “I don’t know why today I’m being, what you do you call it, a decent human.”

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Luke: “I want a unified field theory of names that sound very similar.”

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Luke: “I’m just a ball of anxiety.”

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Luke: “It writes the press release for the thing it probably won’t do and it sends it out to the Internet, and it makes the podcast and other medias talk about it like it’s a real thing.”

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Luke: “Pod-dog”

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Luke: “Roll call!”

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Luke: “Roll call! Pod-dog? How’s it going on back there? Rudy the yellow lab is, as usual, supervising things here; and, (Perro) she finds everything satisfactory, which means we can move forward with this edition of the broadcast.”

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Luke: Singing “Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!”

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Luke: “That glue dew that you do so well, Andrew.”

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Luke: “That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight, losing my virginity.”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m trying to say, you know what I mean?”

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Billy Joel is playing in my house, my house!’ Why did I do that? I don’t know, Andrew. Just keep it going!”

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Luke and Andrew: “He was playing a, some kind of game called ‘Words Without Friends’. Cuz he doesn’t need them (Ohhhhhhh.)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on, I have to let the… I have to release Rudy. You’re avoiding my rejoinder aren’t you? I don’t care, Luke. I’m doing it anyway! Who rele… Who released Rudy? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Now that’s interesting.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I went into a foxhole and a baby came out nine months later. There are no virgins in foxholes, that’s what they thought me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my gosh. Well, listen. Emily, Julia and Kristine, or as we like to call you the WaWaMa Three. By the way. Free the WaWaMa Three!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Once you go up the hand grenade ladder, you’re never going back. Wow. You climbed the hand grenade ladder, didn’t ya?”

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