TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Clips From TBTL #2078

Andrew: “Aawwhh!”

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Andrew: “Can I hug you and never let you go?”

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Andrew: “Chunky Dude Soup”

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Andrew: “Get out of my house if you’re dark-sided!”

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Andrew: “Hey-oh!!!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit, Luke had to get up and do a radio show.”

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Andrew: “How great is that!?!”

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Andrew: “I am against the woman’s right to choose. No, just joking.”

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Andrew: “I leaned over the Stu and I said, ‘Well, God damn it, I thought I’d make it to forty years old without Tom Bodett making me cry.'”

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Andrew: “I swear to God, I woke up this morning and was I just like, ‘I can’t believe this is my life.'”

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Andrew: “I was so going fast the whole time, that, like, my mouth was moving and my brain wasn’t creating the words until my mouth had said them the whole time.”

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Andrew: “Is this real life”

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Andrew: “Jesus Christ!!!”

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Andrew: “Much like tall ships, nobody will ever know what you’re talking about.”

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Andrew: “No.”

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Andrew: “No. Go, go, go, go, go.”

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Andrew: “Oh, my God! He’s making me cry!”

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Andrew: “Ohh, we have fun, don’t we?”

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Andrew: “That rappity-rap song.”

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Andrew: “Wait, hold on! I’m missing this reference, which is a first! Somebody write that one down.”

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Andrew: “What do they say in Fargo? I don’t know if I agree with your police work there, Luke.”

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Andrew, Luke and Steve Neuman: “Scrape! Shovel, shovel. Dig it out. Dig it out. Dig it out.”

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Luke: “A licky boom boom down.”

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Luke: “Anything else, Walshski?”

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Luke: “I’ll allow it. Here come the judge.”

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Luke: “I’m so my mom’s son, it’s not even funny.”

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Luke: “It was Luke Burbank Week in Minnesota.”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s see… yesterday was my Wednesday. This is my, this is actually my Thursday, you guys.”

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Luke: “That’s bullshit… Ted.”

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Luke: “This whole trip is just making my womb hurt.”

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Luke: “Welcome, Stu-bot!”

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Luke: “Your game is strong, my friend.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, you guys. You guys want to do the ending part? No. Okay.”

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Luke and Andrew: Fart Salad

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s in the neighborhood of Paul Simon. Oof, there goes the neighborhood. Yeah.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing: “I swim in pool full of snow and then you dive in; but, not after 9 PM. No lifeguard is on duty.”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Stu’s thing is totally out of whack. Yeah, it’s not right.”

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Ode To Joy” is not written by Handel or Bach

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Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Are you ready for this jelly? I am! Oh, yeah.”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Bye Diana! (Bye Diana) See you later! Oh, by the way, there was a woman named Diana in the room. Just to let the listeners know. Wait, you can all see her? Whoa. That is a huge relief actually. That is, I thought… Good.”

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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Winners never spin and spinners never win. I love those folksy aphorisms. You know what? That’s your answer, Luke. Okay, cool.”

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Steve Neuman: “Minneapolis and St. Paul, the Twin Bay Cities.”

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Steve Neuman: “My lovely wife Mandy Neuman, not Randy Newman.”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh my goodness!”

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Steve Neuman: “Yes!”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: “Kleenex Mountain would be a really tough hill to climb. Yes, in fact it was.”

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