Andrew: “Bubba the Love Sponge”
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Andrew: “Controversial, but legal. No way!!!”
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Andrew: “Don’t tell the other hoagie!”
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Andrew: “I clearly had slept through alarm number one, alarm number two, alarm number three; and, I’m pretty sure I have a fourth one set up on my phone.”
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Andrew: “I’m a very skilled fake laugher.”
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Andrew: “I’m Polish, I… What do I like more than sausage? Nothing. Nothing, is the answer to that question.”
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Andrew: “If I have any regrets in this life, this is my main regret; is that, I ordered a French Dip in a Polish restaurant. What the hell was I thinking?”
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Andrew: “Let’s not get into that.”
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Andrew: “Like, sexy times.”
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Andrew: “Luke, well you’ve watch it, you dirty bird.”
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Andrew: “Mr. Love Sponge”
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Andrew: “The day that Stu turns to me for a, for a pop culture reference, you know that things are going down hill.”
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Andrew: “The little Luke inside you”
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Andrew: “There will be a time where we can talk about a confrontation that I had last night; but, this is not the time.”
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Andrew: “This story is good so far.”
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Andrew: “You can run this board. I’ll walk. I’ll walk.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Housekeeping (Housekeeping!) You son of a bitch!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I had a dream that I was eating my hoagie; and, I woke up, half of my hoagie was gone. I wonder what happened to half of that hoagie? I don’t know.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I stumbled in, like, you know, I came in to w- I mean, it doesn’t really matter. Nobody’s paying attention to what I do, but I… You know me. Wait a second, don’t beat up on my friend Andrew. I didn’t mean it that way.”
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Andrew and Luke: “So, we went back to the hotel and both looked at that bottle of mouthwash in a way that no man should ever look at a bottle of mouthwash. It turned into a cartoon of a ham. Right. It turned into a cartoon bottle of booze with two Xs on it.”
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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: “At what age do you start de-tasseling? Oh well, let’s see… Your body will tell you. Once pa died…”
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Andrew, Steve Neuman and Luke: Vegan Before 6 of Nautical Disasters
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Luke: “Gotcha!”
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Luke: “I am not sober yet, is what I think we’re learning.”
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Luke: “I’m a big printer-outer of things.”
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Luke: “It, it actually, at some point, because an art project; and, I think, everyone was better for it.”
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Luke: “My body was probably saying, ‘Thanks, dude!'”
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Luke: “My good friends, who I feel like I’ve just been in, like, Rolling Thunder with”
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Luke: “Prince be old”
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Luke: “Sexual congress”
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Luke: “Stop trying to judge me, on my, on my dreams.”
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Luke: “Thanks, dude!”
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Luke: “This is NPR News, Mrs. Torrance. I’m the little man that hosts public radio shows in Luke’s voice.”
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Luke: “This man hates forests!”
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Luke: “Who has a coughing problem now?!!”
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Luke: “Who let the truth out? Who? Who? Possible show title?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, then. Can’t sell any tickets. Sorry, that’s mostly the cold that’s hurting my accent (Uh-huh.)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you remember it? Of course not! Ah, dang it!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t send that shit. Right. Don’t drown your food.”
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Luke and Andrew: “The doctor, the crazy doctor was a woman, okay? I was just Googling to see if women can be doctors.”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Don’t tell mom the hoagie-sitter’s dead? God damn it.”
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Luke and Steve Neuman: “He super served his P1s. Yes.”
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Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: “If somebody wants to give us a radio show, we’re open to talking about it. I’ll even stop swearing! Let’s not get crazy. Reconsider that fucking thing.”
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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “And we crossed the Mississippi River. The Mighty Mississip. Trademark, (Nobody saw that) Stu-bot.”
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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Don’t, dont! That’s not funny. You don’t know, man! You weren’t there! You weren’t there! Oh, God. There it is. Two, two days in a row.”
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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “Is it statewide? Oh, it’s statewide. Oh, geez. It’s Minnesota Public Radio.”
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Steve Neuman: “Aww, geez Wade! And then…”
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Steve Neuman: Draven the Liar
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Steve Neuman: “I was in a shame spiral, brother.”
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Steve Neuman: “I was in a shame spiral, brother. I fought the one-man gang to a draw, brother. But, a broken marriage is the Devil’s ladder match.”
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Steve Neuman: “It is thankless, fucking work my friends.”
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Steve Neuman: “Oh, good God!”
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Steve Neuman: “Oh, Jesus!”
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Steve Neuman: “Up and down the Mightly Mississip, every city.”
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Steve Neuman and Luke: Steve Neuman singing “You Can Leave Your Hat On” and Luke saying “I know my ‘Music For Your Weekend’ selection”
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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: “I’m going through a shame spiral, brother. I’m making a series of bad choices, Mean Gene. I gotta save that for the show. Yeah, that’s gold. That’s actually good. The second stage is bargaining, brother man. God damn it. Save it for the show!”
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