Clips From TBTL #2132: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “Art!”

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Luke: “Because, this is great podcasting.”

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Luke: “But I am, obviously, I’m a rounding error on this thing.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: “Fuck art!”

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Luke: “Good morning, my dude.”

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Luke: “I am now officially a Daytime Emmy winner; and, I expect the respect, Andrew, that that title deserves. Thank you very much.”

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Luke: “I pop in, or as we like to say now, I dip in, say some inflammatory things about video games, and then I dip out. That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “It’s like, we just need to take the humble out of brag.”

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Luke: “Just a little surprise falls into your lap. The universe just drops you a little, just a little blessing.”

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Luke: “Just grinding it out on a Hump Day.”

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Luke: “Just to gild that lily”

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Luke: “Like, Bugs Meany’s gang was called The Tigers, but they should have been called The Teabags; because, they were always in hot water.”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Oh, my god.”

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Luke: “Portland, Oregon, The Bay City”

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Luke: Saying “What we have here is a failure to communicate.” in a “Dixiecrat” accent

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Luke: “That’s, that’s what Burbank do.”

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Luke: “The numerology, the symbology, even the astrology”

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Luke: “Well, I, I, I’m, I’m, I’m into the system, I’ve hacked into the mainframe. And, the quarterback is toast!”

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Luke: “What about changing my name, legally, to ‘Daytime Emmy Award Winning TM, Luke Burbank’?”

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Luke: “What, I kind of, sometimes, causes a hard eye roll, is the, the pretzel that people will twist themselves into. By the way, I may be in just such a pretzel here, in that I’m talking, trying to talk about it in a, ‘Yeah, whatever’ way; but now, twenty minutes later, we’re still talking about it.”

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Luke: “Yeah, whatever.”

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Luke: “You have got to be kidding me. This is bullshit.”

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Luke and Andrew: “A real Rube Goldburbank machine. Oh-ho-ho, thank you! I needed a show title.”

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Luke and Andrew:¬†Andrew quipped about Luke’s ex-wife not wanting to spend the rest of her life with Luke

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Luke and Andrew: “At some point, I basically lost my nerve. Oh, good.”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, me being an idiot, you know, I’m like, ‘Uh, I wanna see the US and the US must be the best at this.’ (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s hope that the dog doesn’t go for door #3. Right! Right! Which is, my dong. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was 0 for 4. What’s his name?”

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Luke and Andrew: “That was ODB? That was Osirus? That was Dirt McGirt? That was Big Baby Jesus? Yes, now listen… I did not know that.”

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