Andrew had a little bit of fun with the name “Guy Fieri” on the show by exaggerating the last name more and more each time Andrew said it.
Andrew and Luke: “Guy Fieri. Oh, wait, no. How am I supposed to say it now? Guy Fieri. Is that how I’m supposed to say it? Fieri. No, I think it’s the way I said it. Mmm-hmm. Anyway… Agree to disagree.”
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Andrew: Saying “Guy Fieri” in an exaggerated manner
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Andrew: Saying “Guy Fieri” in an even more exaggerated manner
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Andrew and Luke: Each time Andrew says “Guy Fieri”, it gets stretched out more and more
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In the clip above, Luke hoped that Andrew would end up lengthening and further exaggerating the way he says “Fieri” to the point where it would take up the entire show. For sanity’s sake, I attempted to create a version in which saying Guy Fieri’s name lasted for a wee bit over 7 seconds. To be honest, it is about 6.9 seconds too long.
Andrew: Stretched “Guy Fieri”
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Andrew: “#WordsOfBizdom”
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Andrew: “Ahhh, I enjoy a good sit.”
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Andrew: “And I’m not trying to talk you out of it, and I swear I’m not trying to take the piss out of the story.”
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Andrew: “Do you have a hard out… today? Do you have a hard…time that you have to be out? Sorry, that might have sounded weird to people who just didn’t quite hear what I said.”
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Andrew: Flat “Notice me suk suk”
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Andrew: “Half funny, mostly bitchy”
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Andrew: “Hoo-hoo”
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Andrew: “I could be part of this show for so long; and yet, still be so wrong”
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Andrew: “I could be part of this show for so long; and yet, still be so wrong about one of its founding principles. The principle in this case is ‘California Got Sunshine’.”
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Andrew: “I have a confession to make”
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Andrew: “I’ll make love to you?”
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Andrew: “I’ll make love to you? Oh, gah… Oh, that was weird! Nope, nope. I was just trying to spoof!”
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Andrew: “I’m your fact checking cuz.”
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Andrew: “If my state ID won’t get me where I want to go; then, I didn’t want to go there anyway. I’m talking to you, Canada.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Like, whatever.”
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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”
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Andrew: “Now, I’ve, I’ve got the keys to the kingdom over there.”
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Andrew: “Oh.”
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Andrew: “Oh, no. I forgot about that.”
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Andrew: “Oh, of course.”
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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”
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Andrew: “Persona non bearda”
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Andrew: Saying “I know!” and laughing
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Andrew: Saying “Notice me suk suk, notice…” while Luke was talking
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Wow. Lot, lot of, lot of upsettingness in that, in that introduction right there.”
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Andrew and Luke: “And then it was #WordsOfBizdom. And that was up there… (Gaaaaahhhhhh!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hold on, though. I wish I had said, ‘You are now gonna be persona non bearda’. I don’t think you do. I, no, I do wish I had said that; but, I wish that I had said it in a funnier way.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I always kept it in my back pocket and I was touching it every two seconds; which, is why I kept on touching my ass, Luke. Bro!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Look! There’s a turkey slider on it! It’s like (Right) if I want a turkey slider, I would’ve ordered a fucking turkey slider!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, shit! It’s all, of course, and, and I knew that! Now, I’m just mmm… (Umm, yeah, that, that’s…) Hoo-hoo.”
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