TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Clips From TBTL #2220: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “13.1 humblebrags?”

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Luke: “And I’m in the car going ‘Raúl Juliá. Raúl Juliá. Raúl Juliá!’ and Carey goes, ‘Hey, welcome to the experience of everyone who listens to TBTL'”

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Luke: “As per ushe, I was completely wrong”

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Luke: “Freedom!”

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “Give me a brark”

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Luke: “Here we don’t go again with the e-mails today; and, there’s a reason for that.”

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Luke: “Hey, Smallsy! Smallsy, you got that piece of tape?”

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Luke: “I could be forgetting some, so don’t get mad at me… one listener who’s left still. Probably Mike Frizzell, just being like, ‘I’m recovering from surgery. I’m trapped listening to this nightmare.'”

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Luke: “I didn’t know that we could keep someone from last season”

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Luke: “‘I wonder what summa-bitch got this guy’ and then I look at my match up, and I’m like ‘Oh, drop bears'”

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Luke: “It’s, it’s so Bavarian. There’s no escaping how Bavarian it is.”

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Luke: “Mike first took a shine to her because of the comments that she would write on various TBTL-related sites that were so funny… and mean, basically.”

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Luke: “Now, weirdly, this is a strange season in the NFL”

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Luke: “Our takes are so hot”

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Luke: Saying “If you started Roethlisberger in your fantasy team, you’re ecstatic!” as Al Michaels

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Luke: “They have two different stations: they have a water station and they have a yowza station.”

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Luke: “We haven’t had any medical emergencies on this show, we just have a payroll emergency called: this show is basically a public radio show”

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Luke: “You gotta stop eating! It’s killing me!”

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Luke: “You know that TBTL is emerging as one of the leading American podcasts on all things Aussie”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t… fucking pitch to that guy! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Shout Your A-Bortles’? Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I did a thing too! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I sent out a, a little tweeter spoof one time I was driving past a… Aren’t those leggings?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was at two-hundred eighty-eight percent of the capacity. Which, I don’t know math, but that seems like more than you can have. Really?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If you don’t know, the Little Red Bandwagon is the podcast about this podcast, that neither Andrew nor I listen to; because, we’d probably get our feelings hurt. Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a GoFundMe page for his hangnail problem

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, which part of Texas am I supporting with my good thoughts right now? Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Our hotel was a hundred dollars a night, Andrew! And it was… Did you have to poop in a closet? Have to, or got to?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Peace. Bye-bye.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Put downs, always accompanied by a put up. Exactly! As we’ve, as we’ve talked about on this show.”

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Luke and Andrew: “When you built a trebuchet this bitching, (Right, what are you going to do) you can’t hide your sugar on the shelf. No.”

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Luke and Andrew: Whiteness Gold-Plated or Whiteness Diamond Boat

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