Andrew: “And, I’ll say ninety-seven per–I mean, they are making zillions of Flo commercials; and, I, I adore ninety-five percent of them and love two percent of them.”
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Andrew: “And, this is where I’m BS-ing here a little bit”
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Andrew: “Get a picture of me with it anyway. What the hell is that thing!?”
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Andrew: “God, I can’t, I can’t win. I’m just gonna shut up. Tell me what’s going on.”
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Andrew: “Guys, we’re, uhhhhh, outta tape”
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Andrew: “I don’t even watch TV. I don’t, I don’t have a television. Notice I don’t call it TV, cuz TV’s a nickname.”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna look for it after the show, like a responsible microcras–microcaster…”
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Andrew: “I’m killing it today. Can we get out of this show before I say anything else I regret?”
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Andrew: “I’m not worldly, Luke.”
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Andrew: “I’m not worldly, Luke. I get it. I just like my, I just like my, my Donovan and hot dogs.”
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Andrew: “Knowing or using several languages. I love it!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “No offense, millennials”
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Andrew: “Obviously, the whole point of this is that he’s being a douche nozzle”
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Andrew: “Oh my God. Like, my eyes rolled so far up into my head”
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Andrew: “Oh, awful”
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Andrew: “Somehow, I just think the whole thing is bullshit”
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Andrew: “Sss–I don’t know if ironic is the word, or if apt is the word; but, it’s something that your CBS shoot is now being ruined by low flying aircraft.”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, now you’re more frustrated that I can’t remember the details of the story. No, not at all. I am, I’m used to it, man…”
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Andrew and Luke: “I think the first one on the list is, is way more, it has way more… Would you so it’s the most interesting story in the world? I would say it’s the most interesting story on the show sheet.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not trying to sub-podcast your, your producers over there… But, you’re trying to be a, a responsible microcaster.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is it kind of like a joke, are kind of like in a, like, are you well-dressed, like in, you’re kind of like standing there in the water? That’s funny. No, it’s not that; and, so, it’s not funny. God, I can’t, I can’t win. I’m just gonna shut up. Tell me what’s going on.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, why do I ever doubt you? Actually, (I have some) there’s a lot of… I, I, I can think of a lot of reasons, my friend.”
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Andrew and Luke: Snorting and Laughing
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Andrew and Luke: “The voice, Guy Nelson, says something about elections being the mother milk of democracy. It was a, (Whoa) it was a musical pun of some sort. No, no, no, I think he said, ‘voting is the blood sugar sex magic… of a republic'”
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Andrew and Luke: “We should get her to, like, put us on her podcast of the week list, or something like that. Oh, yeah. You’re getting a listener! You’re getting a listener! You’re getting a listener! Not so fast, After These Messages.”
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