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Clips From TBTL #2260: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And we’re not going here, Andrew. We’re not going here!”

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Luke: “Andrew! Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I’m sorry.”

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Luke: “Bring your yellow lab to work day”

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Luke: “Haute-y taute-y, French, snooty city”

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Luke: “I dunno why I’m swearing. I just figured we don’t have any listeners at this point in the show, so it’s fine.”

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Luke: “I’m forty also, and I have to tell you, it’s not as bad as I was expecting. So, that’s just a message from the other side.”

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Luke: “Ice, Ice Maybe?”

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Luke: “If Dallas turds the Florida”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, Northwest Cable News”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank, Northwest Keiko News”

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Luke: “No, I have no morals”

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Luke: “Oh, holy shit. Look at what we did”

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Luke: “Rudy the Pod-dog”

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Luke: Saying “Today… I’d like to say… this is one of the worst… ending to… TBTL… of all time…” with a faux echo effect

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, this airline, or this particular aircraft we’re in has all kinds of new features, including live DirecTV; which, will work for about four more minutes, until we’re over the ocean” as airplane pilot over PA

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Luke: “Seattle losing to the Tampa Bay Bucs, fourteen to five. That’s a weird, ugly football number”

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Luke: “See, that shit would be interesting!”

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Luke: Singing “D-I-V-O-R-C-E”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: Snorting #2

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Luke: “So I thought, stupidly”

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Luke: “Special times with ol’ Dad-skis”

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Luke: “The ‘G’ is for Glass”

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Luke: “We got a Pod-dog here in the room with us. I don’t know why I’m saying ‘with us,’ like, there’s multiple people and then the dog in the room. It’s just me.”

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Luke: “We just went and laid a turd”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke: “What!?!” #2

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Luke: “Yo, lay off the after-the-whistle stuff”

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Luke and Andrew: “He a shit eater to me! Whoa!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hold on. You know what…? What’s going on? What’s gonna happen here?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love this story. (Your story) It’s a beautiful story. I love your story.”

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Luke and Andrew: “In China, which, I want to clarify, is not Japan. Hmm… You sure?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Should we thank our Patsy Cline (Oh, yeah) … Blue Moon of Kentucky level donors of the day?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The coach from Oz! He’s so distracting with his good looks.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’re such a good friend, Andrew. (No problem) I really appreciate it… (Now it’s time)”

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