TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Clips From TBTL #2268

Andrew: “Am I gonna… flaunt these?”

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Andrew: “Are they just like putting ‘Copyright, What The Fuck Ever’?”

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Andrew: “Do you want to see my Chinese bootleg?”

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Andrew: “I assume you have a hickey”

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Andrew: “I hate Saturns!”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what my plan was; and, whatever it was, it was stupid. Somebody just told on me.”

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Andrew: “I have so many nuts to name!”

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Andrew: “I just got the worst of both worlds”

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Andrew: “I think you and I are both the kind of person who can’t say off once it enters our brain”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Make Out King Luke Burbank strikes again!”

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Andrew: “No!”

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Andrew: “Not yet!”

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Andrew: “Oh, crap, that is Andrew! He’s a crybaby, douchebag! Tell him to get over it, he voted for a loser!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Some bear wore this hat”

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Andrew: “Transliteration is the conversion of text from one script to another. For instance, Latin transliteration of the Greek phrase… Okay, then I can’t pronounce any of it, because it’s different letters.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “Idiot!”

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Andrew and Luke: “B-whoooo! Yeah.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Blue. Ha!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Caulk, C-A-U-L-K. But, that sounds like a different word! I had no… Have you had your second kiss yet? Not yet! Anything on your mind? Why, what’s, what’s with the breath spray, my friend? Hold on. Oh, man… that went way down… That was too much. I flew, I flew too close to the sun on that one.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Spray into a Binanca! [sic] (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL is like a good mattress, it puts you to sleep. That’s exactly right.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That was a pretty good mouth blast at the beginning of the show that you did. How about the Binaca, was that good too?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Wait a second, you know what? That’s right, the first time I kissed a girl (Yeah… you were), I was huffing. (That’s right) That’s right. And, it wasn’t a girl, it was a mop. That’s right, it was Big Henry.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, so your ship has come in, huh? Your fresh, your minty, fresh ship has come in. Yep!”

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Luke: “#LowCarbLife”

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Luke: “Ah, still got it. Still got it.”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Do not take away my alcohol carbs”

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Luke: “Don’t mess with me. I’m hooked up on Binaca Blast right now.”

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Luke: “Friday can’t come soon enough for you, my friends”

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Luke: “I basically, just, pepper-sprayed myself”

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Luke: “I just jammed this breath spray deep in my mouth; and, then, just like, ‘Hey dude, do you want some?'”

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Luke: “I would… probably, instinctively, not tell Carey about it; because, my thought would be, that would freak her chili”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing #2

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Luke: Laughing and Clapping

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Luke: “Oh, man… that went way down… That was too much. I flew, I flew too close to the sun on that one.”

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Luke: Saying “‘ello, what’s this?” with a Cockney accent

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Luke: Singing “Go to sleep, little Andy”

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Luke: “This is such a long climb for a short slide”

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Luke: “You have to leave, this is the women’s bathroom.”

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Luke: “You know, Reggie Jackson, or Carl Weathers, or… Idiot!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And now you can kiss her, dude. You gotta kiss her! (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke playing the “Carl’s World” drop

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Luke and Andrew: Binaca x Star Trek

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I was the only kid who was using Binaca Blast as a way to freshen one’s breath. Yeah, you were the, you were the make out king, right?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can you do me one kindness? Yeah, of course.”

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Luke and Andrew: Carey asked Luke if he was allergic to flushing the toilet

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Luke and Andrew: Make Out King Luke Burbank

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Luke and Andrew: Naming Nuts

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop guessing Burbank, stop guessing. Let’s not ask each other”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, a moment on the lips, (Right) a lifetime (Right) on the… wait!? (I dunno)”

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