TBTL Audio Clip Archive

Clips From TBTL #2283: Andrew Walsh Edition

Steve Neuman left a voicemail message for Luke and Andrew to sharp-shoot a couple of items from the previous show(s).

Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: Voicemail Message

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Andrew: “But the… Internet! Like it says it right here! I’m pulling out my phone, like these people give a shit.”

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Andrew: “But, that, that’s such a Burbank thing, though”

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Andrew: “Can I tell you an experience I had with Uber? I assume the answer to that question is, ‘Yes, we have a podcast to do and it’s all about storytelling’.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Chuckling #2

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Andrew: “Clapper, give TBTL a good review on iTunes”

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Andrew: “Crème de la Scream”

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Andrew: “Ewww”

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Andrew: “Good interviewing means you always ask one question at a time; because, otherwise, the interviewee, me in this case, can decide to take the questions any direction he chooses.”

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Andrew: “Google this, Google that”

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Andrew: “Hi, welcome to ‘Better Cheddar’. How can I help you?”

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Andrew: “I dunno. I’m bit more moderate on turtles these days. Used to love them, used to like them, then I loved them; now, I’m kind of like, eh, I can go either way.”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “I liked Hoyer”

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Andrew: “I’m just asking for a favor! I’m asking for you to do something nice, just cancel the ride!”

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Andrew: “It’s a little bit not under profile”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Making bird cooing sounds

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Andrew: “Now would be the time to say you’re sorry!”

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Andrew: “Please don’t pick me up. Please don’t pick me up!”

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Andrew: “Product Nineteen, it’s delicious. Product Nineteen, it’s delicious.”

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Andrew: Re-telling of this latest rental car counter experience

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Andrew: “Really!”

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Andrew: “She’s gonna get the Yelp review of a lifetime!”

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Andrew: “So, Kevin McCallister kinds of chops and screws that in the kitchen, as he is trying to negotiate, you know, getting the pizza.”

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Andrew: “Trump won the election and then I didn’t care anything anymore. That’s the truth.”

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Andrew: “Turns out, your strategy, all along, was to soil yourself.”

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Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear this BS!”

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Andrew: “Well, I’m not gonna pick you up! If I pick you up now, you’re gonna give me zero stars!”

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Andrew: “Well, you’re getting the Yelp review of a lifetime!”

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Andrew: “Wha happened?”

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Andrew: “What is that?”

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Andrew: “What the hell did I do wrong?!”

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Andrew: “What’s a TBTL?”

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Andrew: “Whoa, what did you do!?!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew now associates the word “wizard” with the KKK

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Andrew and Luke: “Charles’s gonna e-mail us back, ‘Every time you did that, my light went off! Because I live in 1987.'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Clap On! Clap On! Clap Off! Now, people’s (The Clapper) lights, people’s lights are going on and off”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, don’t praise the machine. What about those clowns in Congress? This is about job security. Suddenly, that, that Simpsons joke is not so funny anymore.”

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Andrew and Luke: Making the “It’s a Trap Queen” joke at the same time

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Andrew and Luke: “There’s still good meat on that flauta? Bro?”

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