Luke: “Alexa, give TBTL five stars on iTunes. Hey, Siri, can you give TBTL five stars on iTunes?”
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Luke: “BTDubs!”
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Luke: “Can I just make one last argument for the Avis Wizard number and the attended white pride that comes with it?”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: “Hey Clapper, what’s he say in Home Alone 2?”
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Luke: “Hey, wha happen?”
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Luke: High-pitched “Oh!”
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Luke: “I don’t even know!”
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Luke: “I dunno”
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Luke: “I guess that’s a hot start for today’s show”
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Luke: “I need to go with the inverted pyramid and, then, also the ‘Five Ws and an H’: Why, why, why, why, why, how.”
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Luke: “I’m losing my mind!”
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Luke: “Klaatu barado [sic] nikto”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: “Oh, man. The power of this podcart.”
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Luke: Quiet “What!?”
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Luke: Singing “Going my way”
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Luke: Singing the jingle for Super Golden Crisp cereal
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Luke: “Sir, are you a member of our St. Lunatics club? That was a decent spoof.”
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Luke: “That’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ style. Don’t you understand? I was not selling. He’s buying!”
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Luke: “That’s classic Steve Nelson”
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Luke: “Why, why, why, why, why, how”
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Luke: “You broke out a sir?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Aw shit, we just activated a bunch of… robots. Hold on, hold on. Klaatu barado [sic] nikto. What is that?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do it again, and I’m gone! Sheesh. Carl’s World.”
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Luke and Andrew: Having too much fun doing “Hey Alexa” commands after reading an angry e-mail from Carl
Luke and Andrew: “How about, ‘Say Cheese’? Okay, you pick whatever you want, but you gotta welcome me into the cheese shop (Okay)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a planner, Andrew. (I know) I mean, you know that, knowing me. If any of these things ever, if you ever need any of these things, you will live the most exciting life ever.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like creamier than a Gouda, but (Eww, seriously…) not quite… Please, stop. You’re making me ill. And, scene.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, give me a break! Give me a brark!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Paula Poundstone and I got in an Uber in Chicago (Say no more)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You just leave after I start the music, okay? I gotta play the ‘Power out!’ Okay. We have one job!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re impossible not to like. Okay. I mean that. I’ve tried… very hard.”
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