Andrew: “Any Hoobastank will doooo!”
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Andrew: “Does a Hoobastank poop in the woods?”
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Andrew: “Hey, glad that I’m starting off this show by forgetting words. That’s always a great, great start.”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna have your Burbank baseball strapped to the top of your car”
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Andrew: “I’m the joke teller around here!”
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Andrew: “Involves a lot of… hand-waving”
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Andrew: “It burns me up!”
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Andrew: “It’s like a slant rhyme of a pun”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Let me tell you something… These guys poop a lot!”
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Andrew: “Nope!”
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Andrew: “Oh my God! Put you on a boat to Ghyna!”
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Andrew: “Ohh!”
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Andrew: Singing “No, I won’t do that!”
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Andrew: “Some days it don’t come hard. Some days it don’t come at all, and these are the days that never end.”
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Andrew: “That’s for dang sure!”
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Andrew: “We missed our trains, cuz we’re idiots!”
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Andrew: “What’s up with you?”
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Andrew: Whispering “What’s the future like, by the way?”
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Andrew and Luke: “And, just do what you do. Just be charming and hilarious, unlike the rest of us around you. The rest of us plebes in your life? Yeah, exactly. Well, it’s a… How far can I keep poking at this before, like… the podcast is just over?”
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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, that’s not a swastika; that’s a Native American symbol (Yes!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Chateau Cat Michelle? Well, what about Cateau Ste. Michelle? Cateau S… that’s good.”
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Andrew and Luke: Fifteen extra minutes of horrible content
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Andrew and Luke: “I know. I know. Like, all of this just every–right that, that I’m the one who’s at fault for getting in any kind of beefs over parking; but, it drives me crazy! There’s this tiny little hatchback… I like to call them cat fights.”
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Andrew and Luke: “‘My brain is bad’ (That’s sad) I know. It, it just has a tendency to go there.”
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Andrew and Luke: Now is the time to strike the new boss with monetary requests
Andrew and Luke: “This is probably inappropriate… talk for the show; but… I have this rash. Yes.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You paint your bald spot? I topic my bald spot. How dare you!”
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