Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a chopped and screwed message for the TBTL Voicemail Line.
Steve Neuman: Voicemail Message
Andrew: “Back off, Tim!”
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Andrew: “Boo-urns”
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Andrew: “Boooooog!”
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Andrew: “Burro Rey [sic]“
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Andrew: Chopped and Screwed “Gimme brisket”
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Andrew: “I dunno how to talk photo talk”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Oh my God, thirty of those things!”
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Andrew: “Oh, farts are funny!”
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Andrew: Singing “One mink, one skunk one possum”
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Andrew: “Stropped [sic] and screwed”
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Andrew: “This is a penguin in the wild”
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Andrew: “This is probably the, ‘Andrew doesn’t have kids… thing, maybe, again”
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Andrew: “Were capturing a shot of a bear… fighting another bear over a fish”
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Andrew: “When I go on stage, they just say… ‘Boo'”
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Andrew: “When I’m waking up in the middle of the night and the whole house is really quiet, I don’t wanna be broadcasting what I’m doing in there; so, I turn the jet engine up to eleven.”
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Andrew: “You can put the Light Phone on your light-up toilet, and everything’s… Everything’s gonna come up Lukles”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew being “No, but” while talking about toilets
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew had a little Death Rattle happen
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Andrew and Luke: “I was part of some program where… they, they were helping… (A government program?) It was a, it was a program for bad photographers, to try to encourage them”
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Andrew and Luke: “It took me a long time to figure out what the hell was going on there. I’m gonna have the, I’m gonna have the pizza at Stubbs. Gimme pizza. Right.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Just Kazaa that shit. Limewire”
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Luke: “Butt washer”
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Luke: “Chris ‘Bidets’ Hayes”
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Luke: “Cover your bald spot?”
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Luke: Doing the Duck Hunt Dog laugh
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Luke: “Doo-hickey”
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Luke: “Holy shit!!”
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Luke: “I’ve paralyzed one of my legs…by being on the john too long. AMA”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: “Luuuuuuke!”
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Luke: “Oh my goodness… I’m gonna have to write this and we’re gonna have to do it live”
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Luke: “Overnight… BMs? Sweet. Okay. Thanks!”
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Luke: Saying “Machete” in a funny manner
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Luke: Trying to say “You ever see one of those” as Norm Macdonald
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Luke: “You’re gonna hear this and you’re gonna be like, ‘This is most, this is some pretty Luke music'”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did you ever have a friend with Duck Hunt who would like or some kid you’d be playing with, who would put the gun right up against the screen? Yeah, of course, we all knew assholes.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if I’d pick up a cougar and tell it, ‘You did such a good job!’ (No, I don’t think I would)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll see your Death Rattle and raise you a gross phlegm story (Mmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “New York City? New York City!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God, I love your exhaust fan, it’s a beautiful exhaust fan. (It is a) I love your exhaust fan. It’s a jet engine.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh… absitively, (Really) posolutely!”
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Luke and Andrew: “We would love to see y’all there. Oh man, it’s already starting. I just said ‘Y’all’ like it’s a thing for me. (I know, I know!) It’s not, it’s not!”
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