Andrew: “Alright, you see that sign over there? It says, ‘Applesauce’. Nah, it says, ‘Applause’.”
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Andrew: “Bottom line: People are awful”
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Andrew: “Did you poop!?”
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Andrew: “Dingus”
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Andrew: “Don’t hack me… bro”
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Andrew: “God, you guys are butt-in-skis”
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Andrew: “Hey now!”
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Andrew: “I can associate with this story so much!”
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Andrew: “I sit in the cemetery… Nobody bothers you in the cemetery”
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Andrew: “In Second Life, nobody can hear you pee”
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Andrew: “It’s good shit”
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Andrew: “Just Tonawanda eat my sandwich”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Mo’ Second Life Money, Mo’ Second Life Problems”
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Andrew: “My voice gets really high like this, for some reason”
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Andrew: “Nope… I’m good.”
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Andrew: “Oh my God. You’re seriously doing this Hannity/Colmes thing right now?”
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Andrew: “Okay, crazy asshole”
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Andrew: “She didn’t even say, ‘Butt'”
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Andrew: “Stop the show!”
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Andrew: “TBT-Ello from the other side”
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Andrew: “They’re onto us!!!”
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Andrew: “What’s the problem!?!”
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Andrew: “When someone said I was pwned on Twitter, and I was like, ‘What does that mean?'”
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Andrew: “Yes, please!!!”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Are you doing this just to get, just to get my blood up!? (No!) Are you doing this for podcast reasons? No, I’m not.”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Oh, what’cha eating? Oh, looks like a good sandwich. Hey, let’s talk about those chips. Bugles? Haven’t seen Bugles in forever. Fuck off! I’m trying eat my lunch! I like to put them on my fingers!”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Stop banging the table. I’m sorry.”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Uh, okay, so here’s my bad experiment I wanna try on this show… right now, with you. Does it also involve Kayne? Um, no. It involves whoopie.”
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Nick Jarin: “Actually, guns do kill people”
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Nick Jarin: Chuckling
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Nick Jarin: Laughing
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Nick Jarin: Laughing #2
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Nick Jarin: Laughing #3
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Nick Jarin: “Tauntaun-owanda”
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Nick Jarin: “That’s what I do!”
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Nick Jarin and Andrew: “But, I recently left the, the, the mainstream media, the MSM as the Twit-bots call it. I call it the ‘Lamestream Media'”
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Nick Jarin and Andrew: Making Whoopie
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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Andrew. It’s Stu. This is episode 2385… in a collector’s series”
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