Luke and Andrew have been thanking and reading and/or playing special messages for Dazzling Donors from last year’s TBTL-a-thon for a couple of weeks; and, TBTL #2384, in a collector’s series, it was my turn to be thanked. The last two times, Luke and Andrew ad-libbed my Dazzling Donor messages and I opted for the same this time around. It was even better with Steve Neuman on the show and jumping into the fun as well.
Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: TBTL Dazzling Donor Message
Andrew: “Because, basically, we will be canned heat… inside that thing”
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Andrew: “Is the man of the house home?”
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Andrew: “Like to squeeze the soul out of the show”
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Andrew: “Luke, are you getting a little, getting a little whiff of the RV on that one?”
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Andrew: Making a laser sharp shooting sound
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Andrew: Making a sharp shooting sound
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Andrew: Making a sharp shooting sound #2
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Andrew: “No!!”
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Andrew: “No!!! Shut it down, America!”
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Andrew: “That’s gonna come back to, to haunt me”
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Andrew: “Umm, I don’t know why… I cared”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? I’ll let Linh tell me what it sounds like. I’m not taking it from you today. Fair enough.”
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Andrew and Luke: “You were drankgry? I was… maybe mostly drangry”
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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Have you ever done this sober? No. No! No!! God, no! That’s just wrong.”
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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Burbank residence. Is that how we answer the phone now?”
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Carey Burbank and Luke: Carey usually laughs when she’s on a carnival ride and will laugh at Luke if he’s on it as well
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Carey Burbank, Andrew and Luke: “What a way to go, right!? No!! You’re having fun, right? (No) No, you’re not having fun when your body is, is breaking into a million pieces on top of the ticket hut.”
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Luke: “A five dollar Friday edition… of the program that might just be Too Beautiful To Live!”
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Luke: “He’s the Pham, he’s the Pham-nary in the coal mine”
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Luke: “Hey, Linh! There’s a new thing you like less than Super Pham!”
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Luke: “I don’t like to use this word; I was even hangry”
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Luke: “If this breaks loose, we are dead. D-E-D”
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Luke: “Linh… Pham, our Super Pham! I think it hates it when I say that; but… that’s not gonna stop me. Hasn’t stopped me yet.”
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Luke: “Maria Bamford is one of, one of y’all. Is ‘Y’all’ the wrong term?”
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Luke: “MSNBC and Chill”
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Luke: “Save it. Save it for the show. Share it with the Tens of listeners.”
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Luke: “So, Andrew, ad-lib something funny about Linh Pham and his Marsupial Gurgle site”
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Luke: “The crazy part is: What. I’m. Saying. Right. Now. Will. Be. A drop on Marsupial Gurgle.”
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Luke: “Wait a second!”
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Luke: “Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second”
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Luke: “We’d like to… welcome new sponsor, Surly Brewing Company”
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Luke: “Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… whoa. Whoa. Whoa.”
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Luke: “Will you do me a kindness?”
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Luke: “‘Woo’ Tang, baby. She rocks the world”
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Luke: “You never go full y’all”
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Luke: “You’ve all heard about it. You all know about it. All the kids are talking about it.”
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Luke, Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Can you imagine a festival for roadies, put together (by roadies) by carnies”
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Luke, Carey Burbank and Steve Neuman: “But now that people are… falling out of the ferris wheel in Port Townsend, I think you see my point, right? No, I don’t. I don’t see it at all, actually. That was not the answer that Luke wanted. Oh, by the way, hi Carey, it’s Stu from Internet. Oh, hi, Stu-bot.”
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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: Doo-oh vs Dye-oh
Steve Neuman: “Yeah, there’s not a lot of metaphor in Toby Keith songs”
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Steve Neuman: “Your honky-tonk ba-donk-a-donk”
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Steve Neuman, Andrew and Luke: “I think you muted me. I’m sorry, what were you saying? Get the hint, Stu.”
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Steve Neuman, Luke and Andrew: Andrew threw shade on Black Sabbath by saying it wasn’t Rock ‘n’ Roll
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