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Clips From TBTL #2383: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “All roads lead to something extremely horrible”

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Luke: “America, fuck yeah”

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Luke: “Aw, shit”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: Cute Chuckle

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Luke: Doing the airplane pilot spiel with an accent that sounds like Bill Clinton

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Luke: “First, though, we must say hello to this guy. He came here to Minnesota… to chew bubble gum… and raise money for public radio. And, he is all out of bubble gum.”

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Luke: “I know you were worried about the ‘Fart Locker’, but do not underestimate the power of the ‘Crock Locker’!”

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Luke: “I logged in as Dr. Burbank”

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Luke: “I’ve been feeling a little funny since yesterday, a little shortness of breath. Everybody relax.”

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Luke: Saying “Power bye!” in an Australian accent

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Luke: “Stop the show!!”

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Luke: “Take… the cannoli!!”

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Luke: “The Dingus Crown Affair”

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Luke: “This is stopping me in my tracks… my stinky, stinky tracks.”

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Luke: “Well, let’s start building it back up… with a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL… the show that might just be Too Beautiful To Live (This is special! This is special!!)”

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Luke: “Who are you?”

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Luke: “You haven’t met my vinegar dogs”

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Luke: “You may have ACME Roller Skate Bomb Syndrome”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, thanks everybody for listening! Sorry… we’ll do better (For everything) tomorrow. Yeah. Maybe. Can we redo the show?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, do you go with The Netherlands, do you go with Holland, (I say) the Dutch? I say The Ukraine. The Ukraine. Good spoof.”

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Luke and Andrew: “How dare you. Not without the harp!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not sure what the Australian money looks like at this point. I assume it’s a picture of Paul Hogan… Oh my God. How do we have any Australian listeners left? After… after imitations of the Australian accent… Power bye!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke stopped himself, and had a pained look on his face, when talking about the use of the Doctor honorific

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Luke and Andrew: “That became even more insulting than I thought it was going to. Well, I got a cruel streak in me, don’t I?”

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Luke and Andrew: “This would be the most downloaded episode of TBTL (It would be pretty big) if I expired (Gonna keep on scaring you now) during the recording. Wait… (Bah!) I, I don’t have a the hiccups… I dunno. I have allergies (Oh, shoot)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, I’m trying to think of the upside, I guess it’s just… I become, I become just king of TBTL. But, who becomes Nu-Andrew? If I die from Nu-monia, who becomes Nu-Andrew?”

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