Andrew: “Andrew… let it go. It’s over.”
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Andrew: “‘Hey Dummies, you like fruitcake?’ There, I just submitted my own question.”
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Andrew: “I might have fruitcake when I get home tonight. It’s immaterial.”
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Andrew: “I might have… fruitcake for this Christmas; and, I might love it”
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Andrew: “Is this, like, the most humblebrag of humblebrags?”
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Andrew: “It seems like I’m seeing things that weren’t trends; but, then they become trends in front of me. But, I swear, the people who were jumping on it didn’t seem like they on a trend. Here’s what I’m getting at.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Once, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken?”
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Andrew: Pre-show heads up on continuing audio issues
Andrew: Singing “Heaven forbid, I love you”
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Andrew: “Wait… what!?”
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Andrew: “What… did you just say?”
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Andrew and Luke: “So, bottom line here, you’re doing the show from LA tomorrow? I hope not!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Well, that’s how I feel about the moon landing. You know that! So, it’s the same thing! You’re gonna get punched by Buzz Aldrin. I forgot about that. That was a good story.”
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Luke: “And, we are nothing, if not a show… that absolutely lives up to its promises… some of the time”
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Luke: “Because, I didn’t sleep a minute; and, I’m just totally a frazzled… wreck of a human”
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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”
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Luke: “Boy, the system has been sabotaged once again. We are not… going to be spending the whole show talking about technical difficulties! But, we have been sabotaged.”
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Luke: Saying “These look… like good hands!” in a gruff manner
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Luke: Saying “Ya, sure. You betcha.” with a Scandinavian or Northern Minnesotan accent
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Luke: “Speaking of fruitcakes”
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Luke: “This is basically hipster determinism”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke needed to sharpshoot himself
Luke and Andrew: “They sold something called the ‘Fuck It Bucket’. Hmm?”
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