Andrew: “Did you say, did you say ‘Ehlo’ or ‘Heelo’? [ph]“
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Andrew: Doing his version of the “Top Story” drop
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Andrew: Groaning Laugh
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Andrew: “I have a hot dog story for ya”
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Andrew: “I have a sad story”
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Andrew: “I might not be on my game today, Luke. I don’t know. Boy, good thing nobody else noticed.”
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Andrew: “I think that was… God in the machine, right there”
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Andrew: “Just keep on catching blue gill and put them in a bucket; but, now, I think about that bucket, and I’m like, ‘Well, that must’ve been awful for those fish'”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Oh, that’s what you wanted to know”
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Andrew:Saying “Did you say ”ello’?” in a British accent
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Andrew: Saying “Some numbers are missing… by today’s standards” in response to a seven-digit phone number in a radio clip
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Andrew: “Speaking of things the listeners probably aren’t interested in”
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Andrew: “The famed Maris Talks of 2017?”
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Andrew: “Uhh, that’s worse!!”
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Andrew: “Was that a thing?”
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Andrew: “We noticed that the grass was dead. We thought it was just cuz of our… burning hot love… for each other. Emotional love! Don’t be gross. Don’t be a sketch-ball in the podcast either.”
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Andrew: “What!!?”
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Andrew: “What are you spoofing on?”
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Andrew: “Wow!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m learning a lot about how the human body works; and, it is true, the sweat glands are… directly connected, directly connected you the bladder. And, that’s how it works. Well, mine is broken then”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where was that dark memory hiding all this time? Underneath all the happiness! Under… all the unmitigated joy! Yeah, exactly. Under all the gambling and alcohol abuse!”