Luke: “All I have to do this afternoon is… record… one hour of imaginary radio… go for jog; and then, read two hundred more pages of a Salman Rushdie book… and, also write my monologue and write all the questions… and iron my suit… and, also, lint roll it; cuz, it’s pretty jacked up, I’ll be honest with you.”
Luke: “Ding-dang Portland, Oregon”
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Luke: “Do you know what the White Chapel fatberg is?”
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Luke: “Don’t be a sketch-ball in the woods”
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Luke: “Hello, my Tayne”
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Luke: “I don’t wanna discombobulate and recombobulate”
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Luke: “I got your Dayton Peace Accord… right ‘ere!”
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Luke: “I spent like… thirty minutes last night… Tetris-ing this shit in there”
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Luke: “I… podcast more than anyone!”
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Luke: “It’s like Drogon the Dragon… farted on it”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Making monkey sounds
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Luke: Preemptively apologizing and giving a trigger warning for the White Chapel fatberg talk
Luke: Saying “Ehlo” in a British accent
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Luke: Saying “Hüsker Dü” in an exaggerated manner
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Luke: Singing “Closing Time”
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Luke: Singing “I ain’t much on bossa nova… me and Romeo ain’t never been friends”
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Luke: “Sorry, London… we done!”
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Luke: “That wasn’t a CD. That was my voice. All those sounds were coming from my bo-ody.”
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Luke: “That’s weird brag, but okay”
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Luke: “This is just… specific… for my friend Andy”
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Luke: “This is the last deet I’ll disgust you with”
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Luke: “Thwack”
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Luke: “Where did you get that drop from?”
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Luke: “Yah!”
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Luke: “You… hate my audio levels. You hate them.”
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Luke and Andrew: “How does this sounds to you now? (That sounds great, thank you) The right amount of bossa nova? Yes; but, it’s not the right amount of Boz. Boza nova! Boza nova!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I is afraid of that ghost. Yeah.”
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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, you sweat pee, don’t you? Isn’t that what you do? They sweat pee in heaven, don’t they? Wait, what?”
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Luke and Andrew: “It whelmed me, bro. (Oh, no!) I’m extremely whelmed by it.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, Andrew. As we established yesterday… this is just about you and me. Right!”
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Luke and Andrew: “They’re, they’re like the m-monkeys in 2001: A Space Odyssey… Oddity. (Mmm-hmm) Odyssey.”
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