Andrew: “Do you know what it looks like on an Android?”
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Andrew: “If you cut me, I will bleed red; but, it’s only because my blood is red”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m rooting against you guys from now on!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Well, I never asked to be born, David!”
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Andrew: “Well, she’s the, like, the smuggest. And, I’m gonna tell ya, like there’s something wrong with me and Vieves”
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Andrew: “What are, what’s going on with the Bears?”
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Andrew: “You keep referring to him as your… real brother. Do you have a fake brother… that you’re, kinda, trying to distinguish David from?”
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David Burbank and Luke: “No tangent too long? And, no fact too wrong?”
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Luke: “Dave, will you… release the Kraken, really quick? Rudy, who decided to come in here to hang out with her real uncle, Dave”
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Luke: “I’m not as geeked any time there’s an NFL game on; and, I used to be geeked any time there was an NFL game on”
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Luke: “In the words of Heidi Klum… ‘One day, ya in. Next day, ya out'”
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Luke: “What’s Alabama doing? What’s Auburn doing? What’s South Carolina doing? What’s Florida doing? What’s Michigan doing? What’s… Ohio State doing? And, what’s Notre Dame doing? And… occasionally, what’s USC doing?”
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Luke: “You wanna do No Point!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can we call this episode, ‘Actual Brothers’? Yes!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, here you have three people… talking about… a sport that we’re pretty obsessed with. I’m talking about us, right now, in this moment, my actual brother… and then, Andrew… Assholes”
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