Andrew: “And, I promise you, I’m not butthurt about this”
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Andrew: “And, listen, nobody likes seeing roadkill… well, I guess some people do… Dahmer!”
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Andrew: “But, wow! Am I glad Genevieve doesn’t ask me to do this. Well, she probably would; if, she knew I wasn’t such a pain in the ass”
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Andrew: Cute Laugh
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Andrew: “Did I say wife? I meant sister”
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Andrew: “Everybody look at me and my crazy retro pants I’m walking in here”
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Andrew: “Hey… I was acquitted!”
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Andrew: “How ya doing!?”
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Andrew: “Hunh… that surprises me”
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Andrew: “I cracked myself up with that one”
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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why you gotta bring robots into this; but, whatever”
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Andrew: “Is there a word for somebody who is a vegetarian when they’re sober?”
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Andrew: Saying the TBTL voicemail line number while simulating cutting in and out
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Andrew: “Thank you for such a kind, kind introduction, Luke”
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Andrew: “That sounds like my… worst… nightmare. That combines so many things that makes me, that make me uncomfortable. It is… it is upsetting to even hear about”
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Andrew: “Well, whatever”
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Andrew: “Well, who are we?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t know. When I say you should, I don’t mean that in a finger-waggy way”
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Andrew: “You’re Burbank and Walsh!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I still this have this [sic] vague (No) feeling that what I said was shitty”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know who got me to like purple, Luke? Hmm. The Joker”
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Luke: Chuckling
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: “God help me”
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Luke: “Harness the power of my dislike for prosciutto”
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Luke: “Here’s the thing with purple”
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Luke: “I am… the biggest hypocrite of all time”
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Luke: “I was the one who said it”
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Luke: “I’m in a kind of a… I’m in a little bit of a… a confused state right now”
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Luke: “I’ve been called worse!!!”
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Luke: “Look out, hot dog! There’s a new food product that we like to talk about endlessly.”
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Luke: “Peace and love”
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Luke: Saying “Ha-ha-ha… Because, ha-ha… Oh hi, Donny” as Tommy Wiseau
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Luke: “That’s… insane!”
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Luke: “This is so bad, by the way”
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Luke: “You ready, Rudy? Wait! She’s down the hall… Well, she’ll make it in here at some point”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Yeah, now I need to take that break. Alright… quick break. When we come back, I’ll wrap up this… fascinating, fascinating ham story. Look out, hot dog! There’s a new food product that we like to talk about endlessly.” and Andrew laughing
Luke and Andrew: Making a callback, and a jab, at my request to play “In The Year 2525” on last week’s show
Luke and Andrew: “We’ve got a No Point Conversion coming up… in just a moment… all of you, other than Linh Pham… Noted enemy of the TBTL No Point Conversion (Just lighten up, Linh!) God! That’s a good show title (‘Lighten up, Linh’)”