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Clips From TBTL #2627

Luke: “All you usually talk about is grief; and… and, we’re not gonna talk about that. We’re gonna talk about TBTL dumb stuff”

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Luke: “Alright, let’s see here. Do I remember how all this works? Microphone… active… Intro music… getting quieter… Voice… getting louder… Hey, look at that, everybody”

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Luke: “And now, we’re really taking a… we’re taking a drive down… the road of boredom”

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Luke: “And then, we’ll say adiós… for this… bizarro edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “And, I’m doing this solo today; you’re welcome, America… and… and parts of Australia”

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Luke: “Drugs are the best… My only regret is that they couldn’t have kept me drugged up a little longer”

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Luke: “Her whole game is grief, y’all!”

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Luke: “Here we are… here we are… doing the show. Actually wasn’t sure… what the plan was gonna be for today’s episode”

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Luke: “I could not… stare at the server… and say, ‘Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity… Please give me the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity.’ Could not make myself do it”

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Luke: “I decided to just, like, turn on this microphone… and start talking… and, then… when I run out of things to say… or the construction noise in the… in the ceiling… above me here at Burbank Springs becomes so loud… that you can no longer here me… then, it will be time to end the show. One of those two things will happens; and, then, that will just be a sign… that it’s the end of today’s episode of TBTL”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I’m sorry. I have to let it go until the very end; because, of that… that… bass jam freak out is just too good”

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Luke: “That… that’s not a feeling… That’s not a good… a, sort of, comforting thing to know”

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Luke: “This is not an impossible dream, Micah”

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Luke: “This show has gone from… emotionally weird to just straight-up boring”

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Luke: “Why do I have to bring politics into this!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, Micah, we’re all dealing with hard things this week! That wasn’t fair, Micah. That was not fair at all. I’m sorry… You’re just a tree… you’re just a tree that thinks your sandwich problems are as intense as my grief right now”

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Luke: “You know how when you have the DVR… and you hit fast-forward, like, three or four times and it just shows you a lightning bolt… and it’s just really humming through… whatever that thing is your recorded… I wanna lightning bolt to the end of this feeling”

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Luke: “You know, by the way… I don’t even know if any of you are gonna hear this; because… Andrew is the one who puts these shows… on Internet and in your phones. I don’t know how he gets ’em on your phones. I think he drives around door-to-door and like… like the tooth, like reverse tooth fairy; he inserts them into your phone… or something?”

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