Luke: “But, on the other sharpshoot”
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Luke: “By the way, Andrew just had a seizure”
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Luke: Drawn out “Voice-amaphone”
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Luke: “I don’t really want to know this”
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Luke: “It tweets so… so hard”
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Luke: “It’s pronounced, ‘Wooster’… Jhoon Wooster”
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Luke: “Looking around, I have not made any kitten sightings yet… (Kittens inspired by kittens!) They’re probably upstairs in their private chambers… just… droppings dollops… of… of… of scoopity-poop-poop… everywhere; that, my friend Andrew… will later be chiseling off the floors”
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Luke: Mouth trumpeting Spoon’s “The Underdog”
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Luke: Saying “I was the greatest Tide Podder that ever lived… Nobody can Tide Pod… Frazier” as Muhammed Ali
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Luke: Saying “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down tha–” as Ronald Reagan
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Luke: Saying “Um… well… um… well” as Ronald Reagan
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Luke: Saying “Yeah’m… well… um… well” as Ronald Reagan
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Luke: Singing “Hey, hey, we’re the MON-kees! [ph]“
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Luke: Singing “Where were you… when they built a ladder to heaven”
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Luke: “Sorry, guys. It’s gonna be one of those days”
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Luke: “Steve ‘River Boy’ Neuman?”
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Luke: “Stop coughing into your shirt”
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Luke: “Taargüs, Taargüs”
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Luke: “This is gonna… this is gonna take us down Political Town”
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Luke: “Uh, yeah, this karate gi? This… cuts me, man… cuts my bunghole. It’s like I’m on a… it’s like I’m wearing a wire”
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew keeps dinging Jhoon Rhee with the same joke and Luke pulls a “Wooster” joke
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, USA-1000, that’s a… bitchin’ phone number. Yes, it is. Can we, is it too late for us to get that… for the TBTL voicemail line? Mmm, probably. Alright”
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Luke and Andrew: Drawn out “Saxamaphone (Saxamaphone)”
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Luke and Andrew: Forward promoting No Point Conversion
Luke and Andrew: “Was the show possibly called, ‘Widespread Luting’? Did you just come up with that? So terrible! (That’s pretty good)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Welcome back to Twitter Tips… I’m Bob Mondello… I’m in for Dave Davies… I’m Bob Mondello, in for Dave Davies, in for Terry Gross”
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Luke and Andrew: “You happy now, Dad? (So… that is so gross!) Am I good enough? Did you hear my Ronald Reagan impression… on the party line? Is that good enough for you, old man?!”
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