Andrew: “#NoKetchupOnAHotDog”
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Andrew: “Alright, Vieves… This is it, man. Breaking news time!”
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Andrew: “And, I’m not saying this is right; but, I get real cranky about that. Like, I don’t like being in crowds and I don’t like being in crowds with young people”
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Andrew: “Come on, entitled kids. Get out of the way! Old man needs his straw and napkin”
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Andrew: “I am happy if Ichiro is happy”
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Andrew: “I do feel like you’re doing it wrong”
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Andrew: “I don’t know what their f… final solution was. I like to use the term, ‘final solution'”
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Andrew: “I don’t think that that’s not funny; I think that I don’t get it”
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Andrew: “I joke about how… it’s a hard eye-roll when somebody from outside New Hampshire describes the people of New Hampshire as flinty; but, guess what… the people of New Hampshire are flinty”
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Andrew: “I mean… all kidding aside… of course, why would I want to stop kidding and go to unfunny town?”
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Andrew: “I was… dying”
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Andrew: “I’m not even faking it either”
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Andrew: “Is somebody gonna explain this to us!!?”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing quietly
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Andrew: “Let’s face it… just because you and I love old, dirty places like that doesn’t mean that there’s enough business to keep ’em afloat”
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Andrew: “My whole living vicariously through you has fallen apart… now, that I know you’re eating turkey… at Stubbs”
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Andrew: “People were keeping that shit together long after it would’ve naturally fell down”
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Andrew: “Promoted… question mark?”
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Andrew: Saying “Luke… I am your co-bro” underneath Luke
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Andrew: “Seriously, that’s it? You’re shitting me, right?”
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Andrew: “Sharpshot… by the Andrew-bot (Stu-bot)”
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Andrew: “That thing crashed in 2003… 2003 was still a very weird time… in this country. It was still… I mean, I… I don’t know if I… I’m already not using my words well today. I don’t need to tell people what an impact 9/11 had on this country”
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Andrew: “That was a really long story that I don’t think made any sense, Luke”
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Andrew: “The fuck!?!”
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Andrew: “Well, I was down the street, slurping up my pho”
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Andrew: “Well, yeah. That’s… the whole thing of music is: somebody banged a couple of rocks together, somebody added… another beat in there; and, then, eventually, that evolved into something else. Like… that was a really stupid thing to say. But, I don’t know how music started”
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Andrew: “What the hell!!?”
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Andrew: “Would you like them more if they were called, ‘Greta Van Fleek’?”
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Andrew: “Yes!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “That is about… the most wrong and the most right thing you’ve ever said on this show before. Oh my God. Well, there is a right way to wrong and a wrong way to roll… You know, I’ve always said that”
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