Luke: “Anybody under the age of… thirty-six is now a ‘young’ to me”
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Luke: “First of all, I know it. I get it”
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Luke: “I think why I’m so resistant to this sound is because… it makes me feel old; and, let me explain why… because, those two young people, that were sitting in Stubbs… getting ready for this show tonight… I, I honestly think they don’t… they’d have never heard Led Zeppelin… or, they have barely heard Led Zeppelin”
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Luke: “I, I’m, I’m sounding so curmudgeonly… mostly, just making me confront the fact that I old”
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Luke: “Is this Yelp? What is this, Facebook?”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Leave!!!”
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Luke: “Now, why don’t you explain what the… hell I’m jabbering on about”
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Luke: Saying “And, I come back in with a dead dog number” as Casey Kasem
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Luke: Singing “We’re in the Thursday… we call it Blursday”
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Luke: “So, everybody weep for me quietly”
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Luke: “The good news is… you didn’t understand my joke; because, it did not make sense”
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Luke: “We’re in the Thursday… we call it Blursday… Is this on? Oh my God… This is so embarrassing”
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Luke: “What are you, what are you rebelling against? What do you got?”
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Luke: “Yeah, right”
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Luke and Andrew: “A man’s thoughts turn to pho. Yes”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew corrects Luke on the meat count of his three meat plate and doesn’t like that Luke skipped on the sausage
Luke and Andrew: “In Synecdoche, in the movie that Charlie Kaufman made; and, mercifully, we gotta take a break here… Saved by the break”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is this another one of your beloved… baseball-related instrumentals? No!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke introducing and congratulating Andrew on his “promotion” to Special Assistant to the Chairman of American Public Media
Luke and Andrew: “Oh, and guess what… (Yeah!) it is! Alright!”
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Luke and Andrew: “We, we really and truly would not be able to do this show… which, I don’t know, maybe that’d be a good thing; but, we would not be able to do this show without ya. We barely can do it with ya. Can you imagine if we didn’t have your dazzling donation? Dear, God!”
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