Andrew: “A lotta couple… Cup, cup, [ph] couple”
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Andrew: “Come on, Linh!”
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Andrew: “Convivium”
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Andrew: “Duh!”
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Andrew: “Hey! Buddy! Make with the penis!”
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Andrew: “I feel like I’m trying so hard… Relax, Walsh. You’ve done this before. Don’t get in your head. Don’t get the yips. Don’t get the joke yips, man!”
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Andrew: “I’m a sausage guy”
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Andrew: “I’m a sausage guy… as you well know”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna get corny here for a second”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Linh ‘The Phamster’ Pham”
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Andrew: “Maui me”
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Andrew: “My favorite kinds of pork, by the way”
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Andrew: “Nope… I’m drunk”
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Andrew: “Oh, this shit gets nasty. I’m getting, my blood’s getting up”
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Andrew: “Oh, wow!”
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Andrew: “Oh! I’m sorry, then. What are you high from?”
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Andrew: Saying “Hello, friendos” in an ominous manner
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Andrew: Singing “Ernie”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Whenever you and I go to public radio joke town”
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Andrew: “Why am I not putting this on my salad all the time?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is going over the gist of the story about a pig following a man home and Luke jumps in and tries to sharpshoot Andrew
Andrew and Luke: “Did you hear the special… mashup that our friend… Linh ‘The Phamster’ Pham sent us? Our number one Pham? …I’m your number one Pham. Take a listen to this magic. (Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop! Unlimited diarrhea… Unlimited) Come on, Linh! I don’t know why that one bothers me more. I mean, I guess I do know; cuz, it references diarrhea (Yeah)”
Andrew and Luke: “Hey, I thought you were gonna zig; but you zagged. I appreciate it. Yep!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh! I’m kind of surprised (Explicit)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh! Ooh! (Ooh! Explicit)”
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Luke: “Bring me the head of Mitch Hurwitz!”
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Luke: “I, I keep a pretty… beef-free Twitter feed”
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Luke: “I’m an efficient… soup dumpling… destroying machine”
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Luke: “I’ve never wanted to see a penis more in my life!”
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Luke: “It… it’s… really grinding my gears for some reason”
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Luke: “It’s package grabbing time!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: Laughing “No”
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Luke: “Not to brag”
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Luke: “Ooh-la-la”
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Luke: “Toot-toot!”
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Luke: “Toot-toot! Earnest train coming through”
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Luke: “When will my wife return from the pressure washing?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I just keep bringing it right back to Negative Town (I know)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I saw The Thunder Down From Under, by the way. You were disappointed… Very disappointed. I’ve never, speaking of penises, I’ve never wanted to see a penis more in my life! Hey! Buddy! Make with the penis!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna, I wanna chomp down on this Impossible Burger thing… Yeah!!”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke is high on gas fumes and Andrew is “high” on marijuana
Luke and Andrew: “Not to sharpshoot you… not to sharpshoot you; but… Alright, I’m never trying to tell a story again… I’m sorry”
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Luke and Andrew: “Or, actually, maybe we can go ‘Lady and the Tramp’. We each start eating from the opposite side of an Impossible Burger; (Oh, wow!) and, then, we meet in the middle… Did that take a more erotic turn than you were expecting?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Our number one Pham? …I’m your number one Pham”
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Luke and Andrew: “Please update that joke, Burbank (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Show some love… to your… to your library and your local librarians; but, not in a creep way… Andrew… You were the one whose letting out endorphins in the library!”
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Luke and Andrew: “That… was… really weird side of you that I don’t ever want to see again. Explore, Luke. Explore it… No”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know this is a meme, right? (Yeah)”
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