Kai Ryssdal: “So, I heard you guys want me to talk about fecal matter, for some reason? Well, that’s just shitty… Congratulations on the TBTL-a-Thon, you guys. Good luck… keep up the good work”
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Luke: “Easy, Tennessee Williams”
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Luke: “I didn’t land on club sandwich. Club sandwich landed on me”
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Luke: “I got Wooster [sic] on the brain”
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Luke: “I’m not trying to victim blame here”
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Luke: “I’m not… quite… there yet”
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Luke: “No donation too small; and, good luck to all”
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Luke: “Nope. Too scary for me”
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Luke: “Pander Express”
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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz
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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz #2
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Luke: Singing “Sloppy Joe, slop, Sloppy Joe”
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Luke: “That’s scary! I would be freaked out”
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Luke: “Well… maybe this backpack will save my life”
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Luke: “Yeah! To blathe”
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Luke: “You’re right. It’s weird”
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Luke: “You’ve heard of a pregnant pause… this was like a Jon and Kate Plus 8… pause”
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Luke and Andrew: “I ate way too much food. I feel really uncomfortable. Hey, that’s my line”
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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like I just heard my teacher swear! I know”
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Luke and Andrew: “Power out!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Power out! Why did that sound like Schwarzenegger? I don’t know. That’s your impression of Australian!?”
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “You wanna raft… violently. Uh-huh… Side-to-side”
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Luke and Andrew: “The Philadelphia Phanatic is the most sued… mascot in sports. Which is beautiful! He should be, right? Yes”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well… he’s said some racist stuff; but, it’s im…ma…terial”
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Luke and Kristina Lopez: “If I remember right, Mississippi was on the right side of the Civil War, right? You know what? That’s between you and your god… Damn, Daniel. That’s a diplomatic answer”
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Luke and Kristina Lopez: Luke wonders how many people tried fried green tomatoes after watching the movie “Fried Green Tomatoes” and Kristina then mentioned the novel the movie was based on
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Luke, Kristina Lopez and Andrew: “The Slip N Dip? Yeah, the Slip N Dip… More like… I’m gonna slip a disc! Oh, God! Why am I talking today!?”
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