Andrew: “All hot dogs are sausages… Not all sausages are hot dogs”
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Andrew: “But… also at home… I might have… two, maybe even three, hot dogs per sitting… Not to brag”
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Andrew: “Don’tcha know what goes into a hot dog?”
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Andrew: “Hey, let’s talk about hot dogs!”
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Andrew: “I am more of a traditionalist… so, I don’t know that I would order that… because, I’d be thinking about the hot dog I left behind; aka, mustard and ketchup… But, that thing is good”
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Andrew: “I apologize for being such a… whiny, McWhine Face about it”
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Andrew: “I can’t speak to the bear”
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Andrew: “I look at the menu. I look at all the options… and, then, I order the biggest one”
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Andrew: “I think that you should put anything on your hot dog that you want!”
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Andrew: “Is it, though?”
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Andrew: “Just a passing comment, Joe… we’re having lunch right now; and, I just made myself a hot dog sandwich with ketchup… very tasty… and almost unheard of in the old days”
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Andrew: Making a PA system crackle sound
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Andrew: “Now, I can hear the audience laughing at me. I mean, is it really cooking a hot dog if you just boil some water… and put some hot dogs in the water until they just begin to split? Maybe not”
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Andrew: Saying “Hot dogs” as Mickey Mouse
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Andrew: Saying “No, don’t! We’re gonna tax the podcast!” as King George
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Andrew: Saying “Yeah. Oh, yeah” in a deep voice
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Andrew: “See, I think that underscores the idea that hot dogs are… more of a… state of mind… You don’t even necessarily need the hot dog to have the hot dog experience”
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Andrew: “So, I think there is part of my monkey brain… that wants to pile as much stuff on this hot dog as possible”
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Andrew: “That’s like a snake in the grass waiting to bite ya!”
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Andrew: The first food that Andrew began to cook with was hot dogs
Andrew: “We’ve killed a couple of these veggie dogs”
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Andrew: “Well, my first question for you is: how do we get away with this? How do we tell our bosses… that we wanna do a radio show, where we just get to stand in your backyard and cook… and, more importantly, eat hot dogs for an hour? How does that happen?”
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Andrew: “You guide me, hot dog story. You guide me”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew correcting Luke on the episode number, 2676, and how it ties in with Fourth of July
Andrew and Luke: “Do you think this is why Terry Gross doesn’t do her show from her backyard? Yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna get into the hot dog versus sausage thing… Well, I might have to. We’ll figure it out. I might have to”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have some sage advice for you, Luke… You can always add more condiments to a hot dog; but, it’s very difficult to take condiments off of a hot dog. So… play it easy… at first; and, then, keep on adding. Layers. Yeah. I approach each condiment dispenser that I don’t know… like a wild stallion. I just have to break it”
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Andrew and Luke: “I would like… to ask you… one question… where do hot dogs come from? Well, when a mommy hot dog and a daddy hot dog love each other very much, Andrew… The truth is, Luke, nobody knows where hot dogs came from”
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Andrew and Luke: “It’s a holiday! We’re not even supposed to be here today! That’s right!!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Just for new listeners, Rudy is Luke’s wife… Yes… That’s my… life”
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Andrew and Luke: Laughing
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah”
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Andrew and Luke: “Why not! You only live once; especially, if you (YOLO!) eat as many hot dogs as I do!”
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