Francis Lam: “But, in my mind, there’s always the sizzling sound of hot dogs”
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Francis Lam: “Can we say lips, [bleeped]… [bleeped]holes on this show?”
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Francis Lam: “If you have eight kinds of hot dogs in front of you, you gotta say hi to St. Peter for me; who, I’m sure is standing nearby”
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Francis Lam: “It is such a pleasure to be with you in your backyard… pretend to be with you in your backyard–God! This is being recorded. I shouldn’t have said that”
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Francis Lam: “My, God! It is the greatest!”
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Francis Lam: “You’re a… god among men! What did you just do?”
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Luke: “And, that wraps up our salute to the American hot dog. Thank you for listening everybody. I don’t know why more program directors did not… put this on their station”
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Luke: “Can you hit pause for a second? I just wanna let the radio listeners know… that’s it’s okay for the… callers to call us, ‘dummies'”
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Luke: “He is known for his drawings of hot dogs, their grace… and their… hot doggedness”
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Luke: “I… said I wasn’t gonna get political; and, here I am, getting political right at the beginning of the show. It’s episode two-thousand, six-hundred and… seventy-five… in a collector’s series” [ed: Bzzzt!]
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Luke: “In the words of King George… ‘You’ll listen to this podcast and like it!'”
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Luke: “It sounds gross when you say it”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Like, when I say, it’s all like… ‘Oh, yeah!’; but, when you say it, it’s all like… ‘Gross'”
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Luke: “Oh, yeah”
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Luke: Saying “Honey Smacks” in a deep voice
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Luke: “That might be the saddest YOLO I’ve ever heard”
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Luke: “This is the show… that we like to talk about hot dogs”
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Luke: “Well, happy Fourth of July, other buckets!”
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Luke: “Well, hey there, everybody! Welcome to Let’s Be Frank… The TBTL Salute to the American Hot Dog”
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Luke: “You know what? My-face, You-face… Chris Hayes… Talk to the people who know about that stuff”
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Luke and Andrew: “Also, I… find it… upsetting that you have, like, longings about hot dogs that you’ve left behind… It just seems like you’ve anthropomorphized the food group. Have you not been to my website, LeaveNoHotDogBehind.net? The Net Nanny on my computer does not allow me to go to that website… for a really good reason”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, was that the… best use of… NASA’s money? Like, I feel like… (Yes) Well… says the guy who’s eaten two-and-a-half football fields of hot dogs… Of course, it was a good use of resources”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke asks why Andrew is loading up his hot dog at the ball game and Andrew explains the reasons
Luke and Andrew: “Oooh! Patriotic. Oooh!”
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Luke and Francis Lam: “So, it sounds like you would agree that the hot dog… deserves… an hour of public radio time? I think it deserved an hour of everyone’s time”
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