Andrew: “Andrew told me to watch this show and it sucks!”
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Andrew: “Beep”
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Andrew: “But, I’m… mostly… enamored by the way they got in front of my eyeballs”
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Andrew: “Don’t worry, dear listener”
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Andrew: “First, they win, then they lose. Then, they win, then they lose”
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Andrew: “Grand Poobah of the Lynx Club”
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Andrew: “I’m just gonna show them. I’m just gonna show them I have a place on this team. That’s all I can do. All I can do is go out there and play my hardest”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Let’s do this. We never do this on the show; but, let’s just, for a second, forget about the listeners”
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Andrew: “Nope!”
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Andrew: “Not to be nerdy about it”
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Andrew: “Okay… I’ve done my job for the day. Now, let me open up my Promotions tab and just go through a bunch of spam”
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Andrew: “One duck ducked under the water, never came back up. I’m still thinking about that duck”
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Andrew: Saying “We rent the boats here, sir” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Simmer down, Stu!”
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Andrew: “Six years I’ve been able to keep my… mouth shut while you’re doing your intro”
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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s Australian accent caused Andrew to say something during the intro before he was introduced
Luke: “A-ha!”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “How #content is forced into our eye-holes these days”
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Luke: “I also… Googled, ‘Am I a psychopath?’ today… Which, I don’t think I am”
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Luke: “I’m bring–bringing down the house!!”
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Luke: “I’m, I’m just kinda saying the same thing over and over again”
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Luke: “Inhaling anything… scares me”
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Luke: “Let’s get a guy trying to pull his junk out; and, now, things are getting interesting”
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Luke: “Let’s… do this!”
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Luke: “Please… my father was Surrealism. Just call me, Realism”
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Luke: Saying “Here I go, once again, with decisions” as Strong Bad
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Luke: Saying “I made a video on Snapchat about it, you can watch” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “Oh my God, we’re out on this island” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: Saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent
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Luke: Singing “Let’s go Outback tonight”
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Luke: Singing “Take… these broken mugs”
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Luke: “TBTL!”
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Luke: The informal, not explicitly stated, but understood, rules of when Andrew can start speaking
Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent and Andrew saying “Nope!”
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Luke and Andrew: Making a series of funny thinking sounds
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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Voicemail message and Andrew saying “Beep” at the end