Andrew: “Alright, I’ve got no response to that. Sorry… I, I’m, I always kick the hacky sack back; and, it just occurred to me, I got nothing”
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Andrew: Andrew has gotten over his biometric data being collected by his gadgets
Andrew: “Genevieve was ripshit!”
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Andrew: “I am not!!!”
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Andrew: “I’m not as hardcore about it as you are”
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Andrew: “I’m on the corner of Hungry and Unhealthy right now”
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Andrew: “I’ve handed it all over”
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Andrew: “It was actually on the intersection of Hungry and Happy”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Mimicking the T-Mobile jingle
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Andrew: “Target! Target!”
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Andrew: “Terri-Poo”
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Andrew: Walsh-helm Scream
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Andrew: “Whatever the phone is gonna do to me, I’m gonna do worse to myself”
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Andrew: “‘You should’ve made her take that out of the garbage can! Are you kidding?’ Like, she–Genevieve was ripshit!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know! I’m not a scientist! It’s just what I do (Yes)”
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Luke: “I can tell you where the poop drop is”
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Luke: “I can… help you find the poop pile where you can bury the body. I was like, ‘No-no-no-no-no-no-no! No-no! The… sorry. Miscommunication'”
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Luke: “I don’t trust myself to pee standing up, by the way, at three in the morning”
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Luke: “I hear the secrets that she keeps… when she’s barking in her sleep”
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Luke: “Shaking my brain up… like a… seltzer… you know, bottle or something”
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Luke: “Taking them from the inside of my mind to the outside of my mouth”
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Luke: “Thanks a lot, dog!”
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Luke: “The few… the proud… the Garbage Marines”
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Luke: “The Walsh-helm Scream”
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Luke: “There’s something rotten at the dart tournament… with that whole story”
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Luke: “This, right here, is… really doing it for some of our ASMR fans… it’s really upsetting some other people… who are not into hearing me speak… at this… modulated… tone”
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Luke: “We bring you yesterday’s media tomorrow”
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Luke: “You’re trapped with your bubble guts”
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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa… e-mail Erik Stromstad… Get me a new board… (Oh, man) but, send it in a pile of poop!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you pee standing up in the middle of the night? Yeah… but, the problem is, I’m still sleeping and in bed”
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Luke and Andrew: “I think your scream, I think your impression of that scream is my favorite part of the whole show. Oh, good! I’m sure that won’t live anywhere else”
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