Andrew: “Ah, hello there… dear listeners! I am joining you… from a place I’ve never joined you before… from the bathrooms… of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat”
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Andrew: “Ah, hello there… dear listeners! I am joining you… from a place I’ve never joined you before… from the bathrooms… of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat. Why am I talking to you from the bathroom of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat? Well, a couple of reasons. For starters… our brand new colleague, Phyllis Fletcher, is in my studio right now… editing up a storm; and, I didn’t wanna bother here”
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Andrew: “How about ‘The Self-Shaming Never-Nude’?”
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Andrew: “If this was a clothing optional studio… I would be locked eyes with Phyllis right now, like, so hardcore. My eyes would not waver from her eyes. I swear to God”
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Andrew: “Who are we?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Was your bathing suit… like… typical… trunks, or was it a Miami meat tent? What’s the situation with you? It was a flesh-colored ding-a-ling sling”
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Andrew and Phyllis Fletcher: “Can we just clear something up right here at the top? Are you our boss? Ders keeps saying that; so, yes… Yes”
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Luke: “Cha-chung!”
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Luke: “Clothing is just a thing we came up with as humans… to keep… random stuff from hitting our junk”
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Luke: “Everything there has been touched by someone’s taint”
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Luke: “Go, you”
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Luke: “Hi, guys! How’s it going?”
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Luke: “His… dong is like… solidly purple!”
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Luke: “How do you not mess with Werther’s, dude!?”
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Luke: “How long do I have to stay in this hot tub to justify the fifteen dollars I paid to be in this hot tub?”
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Luke: “I don’t wanna sound like a prude”
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Luke: “Stay in your lane, Walsh. No, this is not your lane”
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Luke: “This is some legit mountain man shit going on out here”
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Luke: “What is going on here!?”
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Luke: “With his… throbbing purple member!”
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Luke: “You are standing on what is effectively a stage… of nudity”
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Luke: “You don’t know me. You don’t know my life”
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Luke and Andrew: “I wanna preface all of this by saying: I’m the one who’s hung up… I am hung up… The, the human body is beautiful and natural… We should not shame. It’s kinda gross”
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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Are you a… outdoors person, Fletch? Oh, hell no!”
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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “Beautiful… purple peens. You are crazy! Stop it!”
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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “But, I swear to God, Phyllis, if you ever say that to us… I am (I know) figuring out who my boss is, and I am reporting you to them (I know)”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Boop-boop!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Hardy-har-har”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “I mean… I… Uhhhh!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “It’s so mean though!!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Let me at her!!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, hell no!”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh, my!”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: “Please remember: No mountain to tall. And, good luck to all”
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Phyllis Fletcher and Luke: “Fuck’s wrong with you, man!? (I know!)”
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Phyllis Fletcher, Luke and Andrew: “I can’t believe I’m about to ask this; but… throbbing? Is that… Welcome to the team, Fletch! (This is really…) How would you edit this show? (Oh my God!)”
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