Andrew: “Alright, if anybody… who I know in my past is listening and wrote that about me, in your diary, I need to see it now; cuz, I’m dying a little bit inside”
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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom”
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Andrew: Clearing his throat
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Andrew: Clearing his throat and saying “Pardon me. First of all, let me clear my throat”
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Andrew: “Couple of cured meat sticks… for the boy on the go”
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Andrew: “I couldn’t think of a better word! I’m… I’m struggling today, man. I’m struggling”
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Andrew: “I got all kinds of stuff that puts me in a good mood”
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Andrew: “I think you’re a hottie-boom-body with a banging body”
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Andrew: “I’m sorry. This is not good podcasting”
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Andrew: “Le… père… Noël est une… ordure”
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Andrew: Making pistachio shelling machine sounds
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Andrew: Saying “That’s not that great of a story” under his breath
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew and Luke: “Not gonna do that… Not gonna try (Come on. Do it)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, God! I thought it was gonna be super cute! It is cute! No, it’s all scaly. I thought, I was picturing a… I thought it was gonna be a tiny panda bear”
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Andrew and Luke: “There’s a… there’s a… high-heel, there’s a high-heeled foot (Yeah) on the cover, close up, and in the background, you see a guy… looking… horny… Yeah. I couldn’t think of a better word! I’m… I’m struggling today, man. I’m struggling”
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Luke: “And, frankly… it is an indignity that I do not deserve”
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Luke: “Derping my way through life”
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Luke: “Fill that bad boy up”
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Luke: “Goddamnit, Burbs”
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Luke: “How wide is the lane of being a considerate human?”
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Luke: “I know we’re animals; but… whatever”
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Luke: “It is cute!”
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Luke: “Las Way-gus, [ph] Nevada”
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Luke: “You’re so basic”
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Luke and Andrew: “One-thousand, eight-hundred and twelve… (Wow) in an unread series”
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Luke and Andrew: “Would you make me the happiest hottie… on Presidents’ Day and fly in hot for me? Yes”
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