Andrew: “And, I don’t like to talk… smack about Genevieve on this show. I don’t wanna degrade her… in any way”
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Andrew: “Baking soda! I got baking soda”
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Andrew: “Cloud-based mumbo-jumbo”
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Andrew: “From time to time, every… I don’t know, three, four, five months, I’ll move big… chunks of our TBTL archives off of this computer”
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Andrew: “How are we supposed to feel trust… in… in our leaders when you’re such a… goddamn buffoon?”
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Andrew: “How are you getting… How are you getting that wrong?”
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Andrew: “I don’t know. This is falling apart. I’m embarrassed. I’m flushing over here”
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Andrew: “I mean, this is really gross and this really… I guess, sort of… exposes… me for… what a dirty man I can be sometimes”
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Andrew: “If you recall, I… praised you. I mean, I praised you… wholeheartedly”
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Andrew: “Just huge chunks of things just missing from the shelves”
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Andrew: “Little backstory here… A little BG on me”
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Andrew: Making choking sounds
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Andrew: “Oh, no… Oh, no! I’m in trouble”
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Andrew: “Ooh, something good is happening here; cuz, it’s fizzing up”
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Andrew: Saying “Support from NPR comes from BettaRecognize.com… Reminding… you to Betta Recognize” in the manner of an NPR underwriting spot
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Andrew: Saying “The theatre” in a high-brow manner
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Andrew: “So, those things will liquefy pretty… easily”
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Andrew: “This really… I guess, sort of… exposes… me for… what a dirty man I can be sometimes” (Edited)
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Andrew: “You’re fried… Ya done!”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Dude, if I, if I understood the Internet, I’d be a rich man. I don’t know what people are doing out there” and Luke singing a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew saying “Number one, if I were a homeowner, and it was my own property, I would probably… be more interested in taking care of it” and Luke singing a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”
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Andrew and Luke: “This was not my best show. My, my apologies for that… (That is not true!!) This was my best show? (I mean, I wasn’t. But… No)”
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Andrew and Luke: “What is happening? What is happening!? (Yeah)”
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Andrew and Luke: “You took one of those… temperature reading guns and pointed it to my… forehead… Don’t call it a gun… I’m sorry, massager… That is a joke just for us”
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Luke: “Cen…tur-tar [ph]“
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Luke: “I find your lack of faith… disturbing”
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Luke: “Like Michelle Obama said… when they bid low… we counter high”
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Luke: “Oh, you one… hundred percent up it!”
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Luke: Singing “If I were a starfighter” and a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”
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Luke: Singing a portion of “If I Were a Rich Man”
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Luke and Andrew: “We got trouble right here in River City. We got trouble (Yeah) with a capital ‘T;’ and, that rhymes with ‘P,’ and that stands for ‘pool'”
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