Andrew: “Again, I can’t keep the topic off of me for too long”
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Andrew: “And, so what Phamdemort did was he… I apparently did an imitation of that, he added a different gong”
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Andrew: “Because, I have… vivid memory of me sitting alone in a cool, purple booth from the nineties; and, unhinging my jaw as I try to get it around… whatever the largest Arby’s sandwich is”
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Andrew: “Delicious, Thanks for Asking”
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Andrew: “Does Andrew have to go into KFC to get a taste of this Sweet Lightning? And, he might”
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Andrew: “I can sit there and be quiet; and, I don’t–I’m not gonna one of those guys who’s gonna… talk your ear off”
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Andrew: “I don’t know computer talk!”
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Andrew: “I just haven’t darken the doors of a KFC in years and years and years”
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Andrew: “I’m getting rich off of today’s show; I’m not gonna lie”
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Andrew: “I’m straight gas homie. You’re straight gas homie. This whole court is straight gas homie!”
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Andrew: “I’ve kissed my dad on the cheek”
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Andrew: “Listen… If we wanna be quiet, and not talk to each other, that’s fine; but, I don’t feel I should be left out of the conversation that you’re having with somebody while your mouth is by my ear”
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Andrew: “Maybe I’m giving off something that I don’t realize I’m giving off”
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Andrew: “Now, I don’t, I don’t wanna type ‘XXX’ into my computer”
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Andrew: Saying “We have meat; and, so, therefore, we… be men!” in an aggressive manner
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Andrew: Singing the signature riff from Pink Floyd’s “Money”
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Andrew: “Where’s the Donovan!?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew playing the clip of Luke reading the opening lyrics to “Crossroads” and Luke felt like it was dangerous that Andrew is playing clips of Luke from other shows
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Andrew and Luke: “Giving you… and Phamdemort something to work with… right off the bat… (Yeah) Something that can be pulled and used later as tape… I’m a content machine”
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Andrew and Luke: “Here we go… Not yet… When I said, ‘here we go,’ I mean we need one more verse before the chorus. Sure. The classic, ‘here we go'”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a back-channel that’s been… giving me a lot of Luke tape lately; (Wow) and, frankly, that is just the very tip of the iceberg… I only take the stuff that I feel like is… really, just… Gosh, I got a bunch of stuff this (Primo) weekend, I can’t even find it right now; but, that’s probably best for you, I guess”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Genre… Genre. Genre” in an Alex Trebek-like manner
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Luke: “Aw, Andrew”
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Luke: “God, that is relatable to me!”
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Luke: “Is that a new level of boring for this program?”
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Luke: “It ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got the gun”
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Luke: “It was just gloomy and gross”
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Luke: “The irony is… I had to burp right before I said he was, ‘straight gas homie'”
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Luke: “This thing is so shitty!”
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Luke: “We won’t shake hands. We won’t kiss. We won’t spread the virus”
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Luke: “You love to hear it”
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Luke and Andrew: “I hope he has something to say; because, clearly, I’m having a… some kind of burping fit over here. Andrew… take the wheel! I’m straight gas homie. You’re straight gas homie. This whole court is straight gas homie!”
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