Andrew: “‘Everyone’s got something to hide, except for me and my monkey’? Like, does anybody even know about this song!?”
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Andrew: “20-26-20”
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Andrew: “Anywhoozles”
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Andrew: “Good morning. I think I just got… TBTL’d”
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Andrew: “Good morning. I think I just got… TBTL’d… myself”
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Andrew: “Have you asked anybody at the hotel why it stinks?”
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Andrew: “I believe it! I believe it!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know anything about kids”
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Andrew: “I just don’t remember; because, my brain is bad!”
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Andrew: “I knew nothing!”
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Andrew: “I tried to hit the ‘Uh-oh’ button, but my fingers are too fat”
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Andrew: “I’m not the best Google sleuth”
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Andrew: “It is smooth as hell”
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Andrew: “Listen how the worm can turn”
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Andrew: “Oh… no! Boring detail!”
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Andrew: “Perfect, Walsh. Perfect”
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Andrew: “Polite lock”
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Andrew: “The ro-buts [ph] are coming for our jobs is my point, Luke”
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Andrew: “The world won’t miss it if you don’t do it”
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Andrew: “You know what it’s not terrible for? Late night secret whiskey sips”
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Andrew and Luke: “Do it as Clinton. Do it as Clinton… I’m not your puppet”
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Andrew and Luke: “I like to chug water. I like to guzzle (Yes) water”
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Andrew and Luke: “Krampus must have come eaaarrrly! (I know we were gonna end up there) Ha-haaaaa-haaa-ha-ha-haa!”
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Luke: “Boy oh boy… Luke is farting through silk there in Santa Barbara”
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Luke: “Come out to the coast! Have a few kids!”
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Luke: “It is fun to see somebody just eat absolute shit”
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Luke: “I’m gonna be honest with you… it is fun to see somebody just eat absolutely shit… when trying to do something they can’t do”
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Luke: Luke mixes up Santa Monica with Santa Barbara
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Luke: “No, I’m just farting through regular shorts”
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Luke: “Noticed it, sewer”
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Luke: “Now you have a friend in the Harrison business”
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Luke: Saying “Ain’t gonna put no banana in your tailpipe”
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Luke: Saying “Ain’t nobody gonna put no banana in the tailpipe” as Bill Clinton
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Luke: Saying “Oh, is my drummer there?” as Mick Jagger
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Luke: “The call is coming from inside the Bruce Willis”
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Luke: “They suddenly realized… they were smelling me”
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Luke: “You gotta cut me in on this salad dressing situation”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, no one is paying attention to me; and, again, it kinda hurts. Well, I’m half-listening, if that means anything”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do I say ‘Krampus’ funny? Do I say ‘Krampus’ funny?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you think kids get allowance anymore? I don’t know anything about kids”
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Luke and Andrew: “Guess what? Everyone’s zigging with this… Santa… (Mmm-hmm) I’m gonna zag with this Krampus”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have what we call, restraint. Yeah, everybody knows that”
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Luke and Andrew: “I will tell you this… that shit hidden… Yeah… It be hittin’ different. It be hidden different”
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Luke and Andrew: The fine line between Luke being embarrassed and being butthurt
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Luke and Andrew: “The water is very sulfuric in this… (It’s not the water!) That’s not what I’ve heard”
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Luke and Andrew: “We dip into the story of ranch (Oof. Wow)”
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